The Big Blue House

The Yearn for Learning

2012-02-10T16:27:00.003-05:00

Today, as the "big kids" were doing their school work and I was working on phonics with Titus; Emily decided that she wanted to "do school" too. She loves to feel like she's doing big stuff like her older siblings, always modelling what she sees and hears. Today, she got out her paper and markers and set herself up at the opposite end of the table from Titus and I. She worked quietly for quite a while, not even interrupting Titus and I one time. This, is a record breaking fact. From the moment she wakes up...she's talking...until the moment she falls asleep...she's talking...and yes, she does talk in her sleep! So, naturally, I was intrigued at her silent, and yet, busy work. I watched, but she had sequestered herself with piles of books and boxes. Finally, I scooted over to look...and she said, "No, Mama, please, wait until I'm finished." Scolded, I slunk back to my place by Titus and waited. Finally, after another 5 minutes or so, she emerged with her paper behind her back and a peacock like expression on her face. "Okay, Mama, you can look now!" and she pulled the paper out in front for me to see. "Do you see, Mama? I did my handwriting!! Just like the big kids!"

Her sweet little hands are covered with marker spots from tracing the outlines of her hands. She knows that the big kids do their "handwriting" everyday and that I always make sure to gush compliments over proper neatness and form. Even though there is nothing neat nor proper about the tracing of these little hands, they thrill my heart as the neatest and bestest (yes, I know that's not a real word) cursive writing lessons I've ever seen. ;)

What's that, you say?

2012-02-06T17:03:00.000-05:00

Have you ever heard about about the studies that suggest that men speak several thousand less words a day than women? It has spurred many books and topical studies about relationships and stuff, people have made a lot of money. Turns out, years later, that the study was found to be inaccurate and a new study is suggesting that men and women speak about the same amount, depending on the man or woman, the setting that they're in, and their personality type. Interesting, but not too surprising. Think about it... Some days, you spend time trying to talk to your husband about a subject...and its like playing dentist...pulling very deep rooted teeth!! You ask questions, wait for answers....ask it a different way...wait for a word rather than a grunt...and on it goes...exhausting. Then, some days, you are waiting and waiting and waiting for your husband...who wanted to leave soon, to stop talking, but he's suddenly transformed into the Energizer bunny of conversation and cannot be silenced! It's just the way it is. It varies like the wind, and that's okay. Us girls are the same way, depending on the situation...time of day, how much chocolate we've had that day, etc.

My Stick Family from WiddlyTinks.com
Reading about this got me to thinking about the things that I say in a day and the things that my kids say during any given day. Sometimes the kids say crazy hilarious things, other times they spout of something profound and shocking that sets me back and makes me feel 2 inches tall.
So, come on in, and take a listen to the things that are said in our home.
(Names may have been changed to protect the ~~innocent~~ identity of the persons involved.)

"Mama, you're so beautiful and I love you so much"

"Is our house a Monarchy?"

Question: "Will someone please get me some toilet paper?!! "
Answer: "Did you look under the sink? You could try that... and then try using one of the six rolls under the sink!"

"Francine! Don't argue with me! Everyone has a rear, and ears to listen, and I said..don't pick your nose!"

"Mama, If we were living with the dinosaurs, would we have a pet dinosaur or would you still say that you like fish better?"

"I didn't mean to break it, I mean, I didn't want to break it, but it just fell down when all the other stuff fell...all I could do was watch it break...am I in trouble?"

"I tried making my bed, but it just wouldn't obey me."

"When Papa comes home from work it just makes me want to squeeze him and squeeze him...not to get all his air out though...just to get some of my love in"

Eliza: "It says, naturally and artificially flavoured, Francine."
Francine: "Does that mean it will make me die...or not?"

"Mama!!! Donald hit me and pushed me, and hit me again, and then went like that, and, and he wanted to... (long pause) ...he wanted to very bad, and I think HE"S bad!!"

Ricardo: "Don't you think that its awesome?!"
Donald: "Ya, and I think you're awesome too!"

"Your breath stinks, Did you brush your teeth?"

"Do you think that the fish actually like that fish food?"

"What's for dinner??"

"I really rather not play with you..do you hear me? "

"We made this dinner with everything we need, that God gave us...the foooood, the dishes...the table...and the silverware...and that's just all we really need."

The EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND ARE SORRY YOU ASKED Post

2012-01-31T22:41:00.001-05:00

Every once in a while, I get these crazy long email, chain, forward this, post this to your Facebook page, blah, blah, blah. My gut reaction to this is DELETE, and usually I don't even take the time to read the entirety of it. Who knows how many chains I'm responsible for breaking, probably people are now suffering in foreign lands because of my callousness. okay, maybe not.

Since its been a very long time since I've posted here, I thought it might be a good time to get acquainted with me again. I know, to some, I am unforgettable...to others, they wish they could be so lucky as to forget. So, which ever category you belong in will determine if you leave, or stay on. I'm not a charmer, you'll either like me or not. No matter, I y'am, what I y'am.

Without further ado...

EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

AND ARE NOW SORRY YOU ASKED QUESTIONNAIRE

The phone rings. Who will it be?

Brian, wondering why I didn't answer the phone the first 3 times he tried calling while I
left my phone on vibrate...again.

- When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

I always try, but if there happens to be only one cart corral in a square mile parking lot and I'm not near it, well, then...

- In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I like to talk, but if some other blabber mouth is doing all the talking then I'll gladly just listen.

- Do you take compliments well? I guess I do.

- Do you play Sudoku? Absolutely not. Enough with the math already!!

- If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? On my Ninja skills alone

- Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Nope, and I think I turned out okay.

- What was your favorite game as a kid?
The "Get your younger brother to do dumb things game" was one of my favorites!

- Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Wha?! What would my husband say?!

- Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

Pursued, especially if they're coming towards me with cash!

- Use three words to describe yourself? Comfy, Happy, Curious

- Do any songs make you cry? Depends on the singing

- Are you continuing your education?
I am home schooling my 5 children...I learn new things everyday.

- Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, and they're hidden so don't even ask to see them

- How often do you read books?
Daily...and sometimes I read the same part over and over because I keep getting interrupted.
- Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The present...living each day as a gift from the Lord

- What is your favorite children’s book?
All time FAVE...The Grown Up Day

- What color are your eyes?
Hazel
- Where is your dream house located?
Right between my pillow and my alarm clock

- If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?

If the kids are out, then my photos would be next

- When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
2 years ago...and I haven't missed it. at. all.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Germantown, Ohio...to Sophie's basketball game...Go Mustangs!!

- Do you like mustard? Yes, especially on a chili cheese dog, but, alas, it makes my lips itch, so I'm really not supposed to eat it.

- Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Shameful question. sleep wins.

- Do you look like your mom or dad?
I don't think I look like either. Dad says they found me under a rock, in a ditch.

- How long does it take you in the shower?
About 9 minutes

- Can you do the splits?
Banana, of course, but none of those icky red cherries!

- What movie do you want to see right now?
Charade...
- What did you do for New Year’s?
I went to bed at 10 pm...it was wonderful!

- Do you own a camera phone?
yes, but I don't use it
- What’s the last letter of your middle name?
"N"
- How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
8 lovely hours

- Do you like Care Bears?
I don't care for them

- Do you know how to play poker?
Sure do

- Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes, Julie, I do

- How many meals do you eat a day?
2 full meals and 2 snacks

-Do you like funny or serious people better?
seriously?

- Ever been to L.A.?
Yes, and I came out alive!

- Did you eat a cookie today?
Yep...actually, I ate 2!

- Do you hate chocolate?
How could I hate something that has always been so good to me?

- Are you a gullible person? Not usually

- Are you easy to get along with? I hope so!

-Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes

- Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Yes, the rhinestones on one of my shirts

How many countries have you visited?
9, I think, but I might be forgetting one.

-Have you made a prank phone call? Yep, as a teenager my friends and I called a dating service number giving another friends address and phone information

- Ever been on a train? Yes...In Italy, Germany, and Switzerland

- Do you use chap stick?  Sure do, but I don't share with anyone, sick-o!

- Do you own a gun? Maybe I do, maybe I don't...only the bad guy who tries to break in

will know for sure.

-Can you use chop sticks? Of course! The best way to eat sushi!

- Ever have cream puffs?  oh yes, and I love those little ones from Costco!

- What was the last question you asked? Did you brush your teeth?

-Do you have any tattoos? Do you really have to ask this?

- Are you sarcastic? bah! me? ha!

- Ever walked into a wall? More than I care to admit.

- Do looks matter? Yes, of course they do...especially if you're in trouble!

- Do you have good vision? With my glasses on I can see just fine!

- The last person you high fived? My son, Titus for beating my high score on Fruit Ninja

- What is your favorite animal?

Anything cute, furry, four legged, and poops outside in someone else's yard.

- Can you hula hoop? Not if my life depended on it.

- Do you have a job? No, I'm a lazy good for nothing who sits around eating bons bons
and painting her nails.

- What was the most recent thing you bought? Milk

- Have you ever crawled through a window?  I refuse to incriminate myself.

There you have it, folks! Did you learn anything? Did you leave because it was so long?
I almost did, but refueled with coffee for a renewed sense of energy and exuberance.
I can't promise that you'll learn something every time you visit here, but there's a good chance you'll go away with a chuckle and a smile.

UPDATED Let's Play a Guessing Game!! - ANSWER EDITION

2011-11-21T16:19:00.001-05:00

I love it when my children start to draw things on their own. Emily has recently started trying her hand at drawing. I always try to be encouraging, no matter how odd or "interesting" the drawing looks.

The drawing below was one that she worked on for a good, long time. I am all in favor of things that keep kids busy for a good, long time (exception = destruction/water damage)

I thought it would be fun to see if YOU all could guess what this picture is depicting.

Yes, there is a prize involved, so don't be shy.

Each person may leave their guess (one) in the comments section below.

The first person to guess correctly, wins the prize!!

**UPDATE**

The sad part about this game is that nobody won!! As it turns out EVERYONE was wrong. It was interesting to see how many people looked at this post. Turns out many of you are not very much fun because very few actually commented with their guesses.

However, since I know the suspense is killing some of you, I'll decipher the picture for you.

If you look closely at the top portion you'll see two "thingys" that resemble ears....turns out, they're not ears at all, but they are the humps of a CAMEL!! Yes, I know the animal baring its teeth was a bit disturbing and threw a lot of you off track, but that changes nothing. Also you might notice that at the base of the rotund animal there are 3 squari-ish looking things...see them? Well, those are the feet. See the large rectangle in the center of the CAMEL that sort of angles up toward the left? Turns out, that is the 4th leg that the CAMEL is lifting up in the air while he's getting some exercise.

Emily was very persistent about this picture and said that even if nobody else could see that it was a CAMEL that her friend, Mr. Fehlen would know "zactly" what it was because he was in Qatar and they have camels there!

So, there you have it folks! A 4 year old's interpretation of a CAMEL.

Random Thursday

2011-10-27T14:38:00.002-04:00

Normally, this would be something you would expect to see on a Monday post. However, if you've spent any time around me, you should know I don't do normal. A nice, rainy Thursday has inspired me, along with Brian being home this morning to cause mayhem and havoc among the children. All in good fun, mind you. His schedule is pretty crazy, so we take it when we can get it. Happy Thursday!

Something Yummy For Your Tummy-- Chicken Florentine

2011-10-13T13:56:00.000-04:00

This recipe features 3 of my very favorite foods. Mushrooms, spinach and chicken. True, many people find it odd that others enjoy eating fungus, but that's okay. Eating fungi doesn't make a person weird, it just makes them a little fuller and a little happier. You know how it is when you eat something you enjoy. For example, when you take the first sip of that perfectly brewed cup of Italian roast coffee in the morning... the planets align, the birds begin singing and the air is just a little cleaner. Well, maybe that doesn't happen when I eat mushrooms, but I still like them. a lot.

So, as with any recipe, there are probably about a zillion more recipes out there for the same thing. True and right. However, the fact of the matter is, I like this one and I've tried several before I tweaked and changed all that I've tried and came up with this! Generally, I have an aversion to using condensed soups in recipes. My reasons are too long to explain, so I won't bore you. This recipe and tater tot casserole are the only 2 exceptions. Oh, and remember, I never said this was healthy.

We all love it, and yes, my kids eat mushrooms and spinach and like it. :)

Chicken Florentine Casserole

4 Boneless, skinless chicken breasts

3 tsp. minced garlic

1 Tbsp. Lemon Juice

1-10.75 oz can Condensed Cream of Mushroom soup

3/4 c. evaporated skim milk or regular (but evap. makes it creamier)

1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese + a bit to sprinkle on top

1 bag fresh spinach, washed and chopped

8 oz. Fresh mushrooms, sliced

Olive Oil

Pasta of choice

9X13 inch casserole dish or equivalent

Got your ingredients gathered? Let's get cookin'!

1. Saute garlic in olive oil, add mushrooms and cook until lightly browned.

2. Add chopped spinach, cook until wilted.

3. Spread mushroom and spinach mixture over the bottom of your greased pan. (Sorry no photo here, but I think you can handle this, right?)

4. Saute Chicken breasts until cooked through.

Chop or leave whole and layer on top of spinach mixture.

6. In a mixing bowl combine soup, spices, cheese, and milk. Mix well. Pour over top of chicken and veggies. Sprinkle with a bit of Parmesan cheese.

7. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 20-25 minutes, until bubbly and lightly browned . Serve over cooked pasta. (I know, I know the picture really doesn't look that great... sorry. I promise it is good. Promise and cross my mucho pasta loving heart)

My Little Hobby

2011-10-04T19:52:00.000-04:00

I know it seems like all I must do is chase children, sop up toilet water, and other motherly tasks. However, every once in a while I am blessed to have the opportunity to photograph a newborn baby. Obviously, I like babies, since I've had more than one on purpose. Even after my 5th baby, I still love little ones.

Here are a few shots from my most recent photo shoot. The first boy in a family with 3 sisters! Love all that hair and just look at those chubby-licious cheeks! My favorite subject to photograph is a newborn baby. Sooo sleepy, so adorable...

A Reason to Party!!

2011-09-28T06:00:00.000-04:00

We just celebrated Caleb's 14th birthday. As per the usual post...yes, I feel old...yes, he's getting to be as tall as me...no, he doesn't think he's arrived...yet....and yes, despite what all of you kind people say...I DO look old enough to have a 14 year old! and a 12 year old and a 9 year old and a 6 year old and a 4 year old and 2 fish, a toad and a praying mantis.

Just thought I'd share a funny picture from our happy little birthday. Funny, because you can see all the cheesy kids smiling and then a reflection of Brian and I in the windows behind them. Everybody is happy. We all like Caleb. We're glad he's getting older.

He says he'll feed me when I'm old.

He says he won't allow me to wear a moo-moo when I'm old.

He is learning to play soccer and improving as time goes on.

He has a good attitude even though he gets disappointed in himself.

He can cook a few things without burning down the house.

He cleans the toilet in the upstairs bathroom...

...sometimes he gets to do it twice in one day.

He will need a wife with fashion sense.

He mows the lawn so Brian doesn't have to do it.

He is learning what an ecological biosphere is and he likes it.

He can look me in the eye.

He has started singing for church.

He reads stories to Emily.

He doesn't like cherry flavored anything...except real cherries, that is.

He's a fun kid and I'm so glad that the Lord has put him in our family.

14 years down and many more to go!

Stairing Problem Solved!

2011-09-26T14:05:00.002-04:00

Just to keep things clear...yes, I intentionally used the wrong word in the title of this post. Since the subject of this post is about stairs, I gave myself creative license to abuse the word. I know, I know, a post about stairs...sounds thrilling doesn't it? Not really, I agree, but this is what you get. Like it or lump it.

When our toilet did it's fountain impression, it overflowed into the upstairs hallway. Since the hallway is connected to the stairway, we tore up the carpet on the stairs. We had always known that underneath that gorgeous (insert sarcasm here) shade of dusty rose carpet was hardwood stairs.

And so... In my effort to rid the world of Dusty Rose carpet one room at a time, we opted to refinish the stairs instead of replacing the carpet. Bye, bye dusty rose!

When Brian took the carpet off he found the reason that our stairs always creaked a bit on the landing. Turns out that the bright individuals who built our home neglected to attach the stair framing to the wall. So, it was just sitting there bouncing up and down at each step on or off the landing. I'm no building genius, but I still feel pretty qualified to say "DUH!" about this. Something else you may notice in this picture is that you can see a whole at the back. A whole that is supposed to be connected to the duct work that goes upstairs. It turns out that not only should our boys have been receiving a bit more heat or cool air, but that we have been heating and cooling our staircase for-six-years!! Marvelous. I love wasting money.

Finally, after fixing our custom heated staircase and wobbly landing, Brian began sanding down the wood to prep them for staining. We used plastic sheeting to try to enclose the staircase. An attempt to keep the dust down in the rest of the house. An effort in futility really. No matter what nook or cranny something was located in at the time of sanding. No matter whether the door was open, closed or slightly ajar...there is dust on ev-er-y-thing! Oh, come on, I must be exaggerating. right?! I wish I were exaggerating. Really. Dust in the closed linen closet that has no ventilation and wasn't opened at all during the sanding? yes. Dust in the cabinets in the downstairs bathroom? affirmative. Dust in my neighbors closet? probably.

Dust Headquarters Inc.

Since we're such gracious and loving parents we even allowed the older three children to participate in the sanding process. (We're so nice, aren't we? I know. Please remind them of that when I'm old and delusional.)

After sanding each stair with 60 grit, again with 100 grit and then finally with 220 grit sandpaper they were finally ready for the staining process. The stair "facings" were made from pine and not oak like the treads (top thingy), so Brian fitted oat pieces and applied them to the facings right over the pine. The reason for this is that Pine and Oak will absorb stain differently and so it would be hard to make it look uniform.

After staining each step, they had to be coated with a polyurethane coating to preserve and protect the stain.

To add a nice twist to this process, we had friends staying with us in our UP stairs guest room. Once the poly was applied it was supposed to dry for 24 hours to touch or 72 hours for traffic. How? were our guests supposed to get to their room? OR how were they supposed to get down from their room once they got up there? Ha! Funny as it is, Brian decided to start out by applying the Polyurethane to every other step so at least they could get up or down when needed. Our own kids we just banished to sleep in the downstairs family room with someone daily dumping clean clothes over the upstairs railing. It worked out pretty well, considering. Well, there was that one time when someone had to climb the ladder and scale the banister to get upstairs, but that was just one time.

Finally, after much hard work on Brian's part and cheer leading (ya, that looks grreaaat! Good job, honey! I knew you could do it!) on my part, the stairs are finished !

Doesn't it look sooo much better??

Did you forget what it used to look like? Well then, take a look at this!

If, for some reason after reading about this, you still prefer the stairs with the dusty rose carpeting. Please seek immediate professional medical assistance. However, please don't call 911, we have a friend who is a dispatcher there and we'd like to keep him happy.

"Cabin By The Lake"

2011-09-23T14:33:00.000-04:00

What's your idea of a cabin? When I say the word "cabin", what pops into your mind?

Icky, drafty cabin filled with spiders and bugs? A clean, yet rustic house on the small-ish side? Something similar to the little picture below?

Well, the official definition is...

"Cabin" - A small, roughly built house usually with a wood exterior and typically found in rural areas.

Last spring, we were graciously invited to vacation with our family. Our cousin, has a friend who has a cabin right near Lake Michigan. Sounds like fun, right? A week away from home, near a lake, with cousins for the kids to play with, adults to talk to... We had no idea what to expect, but since we both grew up "roughing it", we pretty much figured we could handle just about any sort of living situation...for a week. After all, relaxing doesn't take a lot of stuff around....just some food, fun and fellowship, right?

So, you can imagine my surprise and great pleasure as we rounded the bend up the hidden drive and saw that THIS was our "cabin" for the week. Yes, we were in for a great amount of suffering and turmoil. The cabin was indeed larger than our own home and has more balconies and decks than my house and several of my neighbors put together.

Upon entering the shack of choice, we were given a tour of more wildlife hanging on the walls then I've seen on a vacation at Yellowstone National Park! All of the animals had given names and at one time there was actually a diagram with all the names and locations marked. Thank you, Katie

I think this one is a Caribou

A Musk Ox

Elk, I think

Everyone should have a Water Buffalo hanging by their smoke detector, right?

A little Zebra skin to keep you company as you go down the stairs.

(And yes, this is the location of Brian's "mis-stepping" mentioned previously.)

The over HEAD view of the living room. See all the heads over the Grand piano...or wait, maybe its just a Baby Grand piano...after all, it was a cabin.

Amazingly the only animals that were in the kitchen were the grubby children begging for food and anything dead and ready to be cooked for supper.

Here is a Doe and her fawns. We saw this little family several times going through the wooded area to the main road. Nice to see that there were a few animals left in the world that weren't mounted on the walls of our "cabin". he, he he.

We had a great week here, despite Brian's fall escapade. It is always such a blessing to spend time with family. We're so thankful for our sweet cousin, Simone and her gracious friend who allowed us all to use the "cabin".

Vacation +

2011-09-22T06:00:00.000-04:00

Wouldn't you agree?? Every family vacation has some sort of legendary story to remember that space in time. Ours was not without exception. In fact, it was so legendary that the legend has extended over the past 2 and a half months.

Wow! When we Hayden's do something, we do it up BIG!

Earlier this year we planned to vacation with our Greatest Aunt and Uncle McCain along with Super cool Dr. Cousin and her darling kiddos. "A friend" had allowed us to takeover a "cabin" (more on that next) that was conveniently located a stones throw away from Lake Michigan. Wow! What a great opportunity! Aaand we even found out that we would get to spend some time with the Lovely Texan cousin too!

Our vacation started out beeeeautifully.

Sunny, blue skies...warm weather, a slow breeze, sand and waves.

Beautiful sunsets and cool evenings.

Delicious food and superb company!

Super fun times with family! (Greatest Aunt Phyllis w/Sophie and Nicholas)

Yep, we were having a great, fun filled time! We celebrated Emily's 4th birthday in grand style with the family and ice cream cake. She loved all of her gifts and cards. She has been waiting to turn the big "4" and finally the day came!
After a fun filled day, it was time to retire for the night. All the kids were crashed on the floor in "The Man Cave" having suffered a vacation induced coma. (Part of what makes vacations so enjoyable for parents)
Brian had turned into lobster man after a bit too much sun exposure and went in search of the gooey green aloe vera gel. A good slather before bed always makes sleeping a bit more comfortable. However, on the return trip down the stairs he "mis-navigated" the stairs...he "mis-stepped"...he "missed a step"...simply, he fell.
Not only did he fall, but he even started going into shock. It was so exciting! He got the chills and his breathing went erratic. Oh yes, it was exciting! He was in a GREAT DEAL of pain. (oh.my.word, that's putting it mildly) So, we decided, after consulting with Aunt & Uncle and Dr. Cousin that a trip to the ER would be in order. Thankfully, nothing was broken, but he was ordered off his feet for the duration of our vacation and beyond.

That was the night of July 27th...fast forward to September 12th and he was finally released to go back to work in a normal capacity. He had been on "light duty" since the injury, which basically meant...sit, stay...good boy. He was able to go to physical therapy for about 5 weeks, which helped his recovery speed along. Through LOTS of prayers and hard work on his part, he has made a full recovery. We thank God for all that he has done through this situation. Through the help of our Lord, Brian was able to take 2 physical tests in the past week for law enforcement positions. Each time the requirement has been that he run a mile and a half in 13 minutes and 30 seconds. The first testing he ran in 11:25 and the second he ran in 11:21. Each time beating out far younger candidates (we're talking about guys in their 20's).

I've decided that vacations are pretty risky business, but then again, I don't have a very good track record with normal conditions on the homefront either. I guess will just go with what ever happens and trust the Lord for the outcome. When all else fails, God will never fail and that's enough for me!

A Thought About Daughters...

2011-09-21T05:59:00.000-04:00

We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her,

and a man who compliments her.

.... a man who spends money on her, and a man who invests in her.

.... a man who views her as property, and a man who views her properly.

..... a man who lusts after her, and a man who loves her.

..... a man who believes he is God's gift to women,

and a man who remembers a woman

was God's gift to man.

REWIND Part 1, Why I need a vacation

2011-09-19T22:49:00.000-04:00

Good morning! Its a nice summer morning. I'm spending a few extra minutes in bed, reading my Bible. Relaxing. Meditating on what I'm reading...

It supposed to be SUPER hot today...I think I heard something about it reaching over a hundred degrees. Whoa, that's hot!

Thank the Lord, we have air conditioning!

... ... ...and then suddenly...

PAPA! MAMA!

HURRY! HURRY!!

THE WATER!!

WATER....OVERFLOWING!!

OH NO!

HURRY!!

I CAN'T STOP IT!!

HURRY HURRY!!

Early one morning sleepy Ethan rubbed his eyes and made his way lazily to the bathroom. He slowly opened the door into the dark room and stepped in... SHOCKED! He flipped on the light only to see the bathroom rug floating on a sea of turbulent toilet waters. Alarmed, he screamed for Caleb to come to the bathroom and help! Help! Shut the toilet water off!! Caleb dashed to the rescue, but was unable to calm the rushing waters. Realizing his inadequacy, Caleb sent Ethan to awaken Papa using cries of help and desperation. (akin to screaming, really)

Brian, having just arrived home from working the midnight shift awoke startled, but dashed up the stairs to rescue the house from certain drenching. Mama arose and ran for the utility closet only to discover that the floor and ceiling downstairs were also covered in water! Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the raging toilet waters had overflowed with such ferocity that they had spilled down into the downstairs bathroom, utility closet, hallway, and coat closet.

This is the DOWNstairs bathroom...

We ran and fetched every dry towel in our home, even a few tablecloths made it into the mix! Finally, the waters subsided and we surveyed the damage. oh. my. word.

What is it with this family and toilets?!

Outside the bathroom of doom,around the corner by the guest room, under the carpet and padding. Yes, that is a puddle

The ceiling puddle in the downstairs bathroom

To this day we still do not know what caused the toilet to overflow. The timing of the overflow was actually very good. If it had happened the night before when I wasn't home and Brian was working, things would've gotten a lot worse in a hurry. Also, we were supposed to be leaving for vacation a few days after this and had it happened while we were gone? Well, that would've been disastrous!

Thankfully, the insurance company came through for us and sent over "Water damage specialists" that same day. They came in and brought drying fans and giant dehumidifiers. They ripped out carpet and padding and wall and ceilings to get everything dried out. As I mentioned previously, it was supposed to be very hot during this week. As it turned out, it WAS indeed VERY hot this week. The outdoor temperature was around 105, which was really, really HOT. Astonishingly, with all of the fans and equipment running INSIDE the house at the same time, it was also a balmy 95 degrees INSIDE my house. I'll admit, this did make me grumpy. truly. Yes, I was thankful that the damage was not more extensive, and yes, I was thankful that the insurance company was taking care of the repairs....but, I was having a hard time being thankful for a steaming hot house that I had to deal with because I had a Mount Everest of wet towels to wash along with clothes to wash and pack for vacation. I seriously wanted to bail and go whine and cry to my friends, but I managed to keep it to a dull whimper and suck it up so we could go on vacation.
Here I sit in my family room, about 2 months later. I can still see concrete in my living room, but I can also look around and see the beautiful hardwood stairs that my husband refinished. I see the gorgeous tile that was laid in our downstairs bathroom and entry way. Our dining room, now turned school room also has beautiful new laminate flooring. Oh sure, I still have the contents of three of our rooms and two closets in the living room and on the floor, but pshaw, it could be worse, right? What if a flood just washed my entire house down the river? What if I lost my family in a devastating event like the tsunami in Japan? Its true, I'm a big, spoiled, baby...wah, wah, wah...poor me, the contents of my bookshelves are spread between two rooms.
That sounds so trivial I almost want to spank myself!! (okay, not really)
We are getting to re-do parts of our home that would have otherwise stayed the same. It IS looking wonderful and I AM so happy to get to decorate in new and more updated way. We still got to go on vacation and it was also wonderful. Sure there was also a little hitch in that whole vacation thing, but I think that I'll tell you about that later.
Good news! We're ordering carpet tomorrow!...only a few more weeks of concrete on the inside of my house!

The Hayden Side

2011-07-21T13:29:00.000-04:00

In June, when Brian graduated, we had the blessing of having family come to visit and help us celebrate. Generously, we were all taken out to a delicious and wonderful meal at a Turkish restaurant. It was here, that I realized something. There is a streak of something crazy that runs deep within the Hayden side. I've always suspected, having lived with my own personal Hayden for 18 years now. However, as we spent time together with a whole bunch of Hayden, the truth became glaringly obvious.

For this special celebration we had "the siblings" together...that would be, George Hayden (Brian's Dad & middle child), Phyllis Hayden (Aunt & oldest sister), and Steve Hayden (Uncle & biggest baby). Here, you see the two brothers donning cloth napkins in the latest summer fashions. This spurred a following by my lovely children, and of course, the hubster.

And by all means, if you've already got a cloth napkin on your head...shouldn't you also have a weird look on your face to go with it? Don't do anything half way. Way to be a team player, Sophie!

Aunt Linda, manages, in the midst of this craziness to maintain her composure while still enjoying the revelry. Since this craziness trait is inborn, this is understandable, and appreciated. We need someone to exemplify sanity in our family gatherings.

After the conclusion of the Napkin Fashion Show, the war of the Spoon Balancers began. Here you can see the complex Double Drooper Spoon Balance that was achieved by Uncle Steve (or "Steven" as Aunt Linda calls him when he's in trouble). Notice the extreme face of competition that George (dad) is sporting as he prepares to WOW the crowd with his Spoon balancing prowess.

This picture makes me laugh...that face makes me laugh. Ha! How can one family house SO MUCH talent?!

As you can see, the spoon balancing chromosome has been passed down through the Hayden genes. Laura (Brian's sister & Ethan), have learned well from their respective parents. Although, I'm not sure if this means there is hope for the next generation or not?

There's no mistaking the look of pride on Brian's face as Emily demonstrates her natural spoon balancing abilities. A demonstration of the rising up of future generations of Hayden spoon balance-rs. Here is history in the making. Would it surprise you to know that the Hayden Family Crest has silver spoons in it? ! Not really, I just made that up...and I bet you believed me too! Maybe I should make one...hmmm.

And here is boring old me. No napkins, no spoons. Just me taking a picture with two youngest kids trying to smile like Wallace of Wallace & Grommit. Clearly, Titus has a handle on the imitation of this smile. Sorry, I don't do any tricks here. I just sat with my humidified hairdo, and watched, and laughed.
After all, I'm only a Hayden by marriage and the Thatcher genes that I've got would never do anything crazy. I'm always very serious in nature, just like my Dad.

Looking Back

2011-07-06T23:53:00.000-04:00

I was recently reminded of this video as Titus and Emily were playing together. They usually get along so well.

I love this video for so many reasons. It shows how crazy and spikey Emily's hair used to be. Titus had the sweetest little toddler voice. They were in their own little world playing this game together, while I snuck around the corner with the video camera. The unnoticed videos are always the best.

I doubt you'll enjoy this as much as I do, but no matter what you have to admit, they're cute!

18 Years & Counting!!

2011-07-04T22:44:00.002-04:00

This June, Brian and I celebrated our 18th Wedding Anniversary. We were married June 26, 1993 in Renton, Washington, in a very full church, with around 400 of our closest friends. Brian and I both grew up in the area and our parents both knew a slew of people, so we were blessed to have a LOT of people attend our wedding! Our lives together have not been what we thought they'd be when we first said "I do". At times, drastically different and even frustrating. Yet, through it all we can see the hand of the Lord guiding us and blessing us beyond measure.

And so, without further ado...

The Top 10 Reasons WHY? I Love Brian...

(in no particular order)

Reason #1 -- He makes me laugh!!

This photo was taken at a park where we went to see some old growth trees. When we were downtown in Cincy we saw some ridiculous looking pictures in the windows of Macy's, they were advertising cologne...they were supposed to look alluring or something...If you wear this cologne and have this stupid look on your face women will flock to you. Anyway, we were goofing around and Brian was imitating one of the photos when I handily snapped this photo. Funny stuff.

# 2 - He loves our children - I love watching him just walk along and listen to the kids ramble on. It may seem meaningless, but it makes them feel so important. Too many Dads these days belittle there kids or just want them to leave them to their "man cave" or whatever. I'm thankful that is not the case here.

Reason #3 - He Graduated with Honors - Working 2 jobs, attending classes, and juggling a family of 7 is no small task. I'm thankful that he set to accomplish his goal and to do it well.

Reason #4 - He's not afraid to wear a hat that isn't a ball cap. Underneath that stylin' hat is one very shaved bald head. It takes a real man to stray from the traditional ball cap to keep the sunburned scalp at bay.

Reason #5 - He makes our Anniversary Special - Out of the last 18 years, I don't think there has been one time that Brian hasn't made some sort of plans for our anniversary. Sometimes it was a special dinner out, sometimes an overnight or weekend. He always spoils me.

Reason # 5 - He likes to take us on outings. We love to be outside on an "explore". Just checking out a new park that we found out or walking downtown by the river.

Reason # 6 - He's a Handsome Fella! He was smart enough to shave his head when his hair got the peninsula look to it. Nope, no comb over happenin' around here! And just look!! ....okay, not too close or long...he's mine!

Reason # 7 - He always smiles in a goofy way when I take his picture. Why? I don't know. He tries too hard to have a "smile", I guess. One of these days I'll catch him in his normal relaxed, happy smile. Really honey, its not supposed to be this hard!

Reason # 8 - He takes me to IKEA and he doesn't grumble and sigh through the whole store.

I mean really, its a rare and precious thing when you can say that your husband actually LIKES going shopping with you. Hurray!

Reason # 9 - He Does Dishes!! -Not all the time, but when he can, he helps me. Its not always dishes or chores, and most often it has to do with the children. Having a united front as parents is so necessary in a family and it is always a blessing to know that "he's got my back". I am also thankful for the example to the children that he is. To have my sons try to be like their "Papa", helping as you can see Titus here.

Reason #10 - He Loves my Dad - This might sound silly, but to me, its not. Through the years, Brian and Dad have had their ups and downs, just as in any relationship. Now, Brian can go to Dad for council and Dad can give him "what fer", or just whatever. Here, It looks like Dad was telling a story or somethin'; one never knows, but it fills my heart with joy to see them sit side by side. ...just makes me happy.

Of course, I could go on, but since this is a family friendly blog, we'll just stop right here.

The Bumble Bush

2011-07-03T16:20:00.001-04:00

This plant has a scientific name, I'm sure, but I don't know it. At our house we call it "the Bumble Bush". Sometimes we go on walks, an explore, searching out new things. We take along our tree identification book or follow along in our brochure provided to us by the park. If we see something we're not sure of, we ask or we look it up when we get home. Yet, for some reason, we have this bush in our very own yard and we have no idea what kind it is.

Could we look it up in our books?

Sure, we could!

Could we take a photo of it with us to the Arboretum and ask them what it is?

Sure we could!

Could we look for a bush like it at Lowe's and read the little plastic plant name thingy?

Sure we could!

...but, do we? Nope.

Does it bother me that we don't know what it is? Nope.

Should it bother me? Maybe.

Did I have a point in writing about this? Not really, but I did like the picture.

Today's Toddler

2011-06-30T19:55:00.001-04:00

Just so you know and will understand the surprise of the situation below, "Butt" is not a word we use in our house regularly...soooo...

Toddler..."My Father has a REALLY BIG butt!!"

Me..."Excuse me? What did you say?"

Toddler..."I have a big butt too, wanna see?"

Me..."no, I mean, wait! ..what ARE you talking about?"

Toddler..."My butt, you know...everybody has a big butt!"

Me..."Ummmm, show me what you mean...(afraid of what I would be shown)

(Slowly and discreetly she lifted her shirt up ever so slightly to reveal... her bellybutton.

Toddler..."okay!! See? Its just this! On my tummy!
A butt!! See?!! You have one too, just loook!

Perhaps I should include some remedial body part lessons in our Preschool lessons this Fall...or maybe we should start now before she decides to chat with a stranger in the grocery store about her big butt. ...and yes, I did clarify the situation. Now it is up to the mind of a 3 year old to remember the right word to use at the right time. Ya, right...like that's gonna happen

Zoo With Only Two!

2011-06-30T11:11:00.000-04:00

Last week, the three older children went off to camp. They were excited, we were excited for them and the "little kids" were excited to get rid of them! Don't think that there is any malice between the "big" and "little" kids, it wasn't that at all. It was all about time. When you live in a family with 5 siblings, there is only so much time that Mama and Papa have to split between everybody. Not that anyone gets neglected, not by any means. This was just a special week that they got a larger portion of our time than they ever have in their lives. Sooo, we capitalized on that week and made sure to fill it with lots of extra lovin' time!

Our first adventure was to the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium. It's about an hour and a half away from home, but is a much better zoo than the closer alternative in Cincinnati. Maybe someday when we feel like driving through the ghetto and praying for short stop lights we'll venture out to the Cincinnati zoo, but since they don't allow firearms in the Zoo, we opted for a more "secure" environment.
As you can see, the trip produced lots of happy smiles. A little train ride around the backside of the Zoo is always exciting for little ones, and a nice respite from walking for the older people.

One of my favorite parts of being at the zoo, is watching the looks of wonder, awe and amazement as the little ones see the animals. This was Emily's first time at a zoo and really it was Titus' also. Titus hasn't been to a zoo since he was a baby! When we first told the two of them that we were taking them to the zoo, Emily had a funny reaction. It went like this...

Emily: "We're going inside the zoo?" (in a very small, quiet voice...very uncharacteristic)

Mama: "Yes, we're going to go and see the animals there."

Emily: "We ARE going inside the zoo?" (said with a look of great concern on her face)

**This was when I realized what she was really asking...

Mama: "We are going inside the zoo, but NOT inside the animal houses...we'll look at them through a fence or a window, into their home." "Don't worry, you are not going IN with the animals."

Emily: "Oh, ohhh, right. (Eyes- blink, blink (processing) and then a HUGE smile.)

And then the excitement set in, and with her normal volume 43...

Emily: "TITUS!!!! WE GET TO GO TO THE ZOO AND SEE ANIMALS IN THEIR HOMES!!! "

Emily & Titus: Zoo! Zoo! Zoo! Yahooooo!!

Lazy Tigers in the shade

Tropical fish zooming around and around.

Disgusting Pink Flamingos...or so says Emily.

Touching "stuff" in the Live Touch Tank

Our Mob, looking at a Mob of Kangaroos.

Since Brian's graduation had been the previous Friday, we still had special family visiting from out of town. We had grandparents and "The Greats" (Brian's Aunt &Uncle) all with us for our fun trip to the zoo. No matter how old you are, going to the zoo is always interesting...animals, train rides, boat rides and all!

And here is my favorite evidence of a successful trip to the zoo!

Portraits of The Heart

2011-05-27T10:54:00.001-04:00

Some of you know, that I have grand dreams of having a little business. For years, I've loved being behind the lens and learning all about how to communicate through the art of photography. There is so much to learn! Phew!

I have learned to be really, really nit picky about all sorts of things that don't mean anything to "normal" people and I like it that way. This may sound strange, but it is true... Since learning and tuning my Photographer's Eye, I have found that it I can become too critical and forget to enjoy the "moment" that is in a photograph. You know, the proverbial "snapshot"? Well, that generally makes me crazy and uptight...its too wrong for too many reasons and I can't enjoy it. Sometimes I try to fake it..."oh that's cute", or "what a fun moment you captured". Those are often (but not always) my escape phrases.

So, why did I display this beautifully drawn portrait of Titus, Brian and I? Am I comparing snapshot photography to the art of a child? Well, not entirely, but sort of....and PLEASE don't be offended!!
The comparison is this - My son Titus loves to color and draw, not likes, but loves it. However, just because he loves it, doesn't mean that what he draws is awe inspiring, amazing Louvre quality art. He drew this picture because he wanted to show his love for me. He was showing me what he was thinking about, what he was feeling at that moment.

Just as that snapshot that drives me crazy should. Life isn't always lived on the perfect settings, but we manage to enjoy it because of the heart of the matter. Sometimes I let me expectations spoil my joy.
If only I would remember to adjust my expectations accordingly I could appreciate and enjoy things a little more.

Truly, I'm not a perfectionist...wish I was more of one, actually. Its just a fact that we all have areas that we need to give ourselves permission to adjust our expectations. Not adjust them to something that is lower and unacceptable, but to what is good and right and pure.

I've heard it said, "Life according to your heartbeat is the only way to live, adjust accordingly."

A Word About Warnings

2011-05-17T23:32:00.000-04:00

It is true that the word "WARNING" has a generally negative connotation to it, but only because it announces the possibility of impending doom or danger.

A warning, is actually pretty nice, when you think about it.

After all, how would you feel if you missed these?

WARNING: BRIDGE OUT
WARNING: NO SWIMMING!! LAKE INFESTED WITH DEADLY MAN EATING FISH
WARNING: FLAMMABLE
WARNING: ROAD CLOSED DUE TO AVALANCHE

Personally, I think you'd feel worse if you missed them than if you had read them.

Recently, as I was painting the entry way of my home, I was presented with another type of WARNING label. This category of WARNING label is the type that make you laugh and chuckle to yourself about the poor sap that actually needs the warning they're giving.

You know what I mean...

Found on hair dryer...DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
Found on Christmas Lights...FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY (where else is there?)
Found on Land O' Lakes Half & Half...WARNING: CONTAINS MILK
Found on Nytol Sleep Aid...WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS

...and then we have the one found here on my ladder.

First of all, it says "When using this as a step ladder..." Excuse me? A step ladder that goes 12 feet UP? Really? I've always supposed that a step ladder was a nice little helper to reach a top shelf. One step, two step, three steps...maybe four, but that's pushing it. Hang a picture, dust a shelf, get something down for your Granny, but good gracious, Ethel! Going 12 feet up is not a step ladder!!

Keep in mind the definition of Warning: An intimation, threat, or sign of impending danger or evil.

As if that wasn't enough, I shall continue. The precious warning label goes on to say

"...Do Not Stand On Or Above This Rung.

YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALANCE

It says "CAN" as in, maybe you will, maybe you won't. Pretty much, it depends on your coordination and balance as a person for how you should interpret this. Fine. However, let us consider the placement of such a warning on this precious 12 foot ladder. To give you an accurate view I got down on the floor and took this picture for you. Please note, the first rung of the ladder, visible in the lower left, is already 18 inches off the ground. Second, please note the yellow arrow. This shows you the exact location of this WARNING label...

Yes, that's right folks, its right up there at the 11 foot mark!! So you see, way up at 8 or a mere 9 feet up...well, that's safe, you can't lose your balance there! No, no, not until 11 feet...don't go above there, THAT'S where the danger begins. They said so "...on or above this rung..."
Doesn't that make YOU feel safer? Oh ya, me too. That's why I was only standing at the 8 foot rung and I felt sooo safe and secure! Just look at me! A picture of serenity, strength, security. Sure.
If you could see my knuckles, let me assure you, they-were-white. And not from the paint mind you.

Here I am (below) standing a mere 6 feet off the ground. Look how brave I am!! No fear of losing my balance at this height. Nu-Uh! The WARNING label clearly states that the Rung of Danger isn't for another 5 more feet. Aren't I just the picture of safety?

Now you may be wondering why I am making such a big deal about this. Truly, I can't give you a very life altering explanation. Other than to say that a WARNING label is only what you make of it. We could just chalk it up to paint fumes or the thin air that I was in while painting near the Rung of Death. Perhaps its just relief, as I look back from being on the brink of danger...hoping that somehow, these words will make a difference in the life of some fellow ladder user...

...or not.

Here we go a Krogering...

2011-05-10T13:46:00.002-04:00

Today's Kroger trip was AWESOME!!

10 boxes - Mom's Best Cereal (online coupon here)
8 boxes - Ronzoni Pasta (online coupon here)
2- 8oz. pkg. Mozzarella cheese (Store coupon)
2-1 lb. pkg. Strawberries (online coupon here)
2- 1/2 gal. Silk Almond Milk (online coupon here)
1- 10 oz. bag Lay's Potato chips (Free w/coupon)
1 pkg. Speed stick deodorant (Store coupon)
1 bottle Suave Professionals Hairspray (Free w/coupon from Facebook offer)
1 dozen eggs (Free w/coupon)
1 Reusable ice pack
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$ 68.21 Total
- $48.04 Mfg. coupons + Store coupons
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$ 21.17 Total

I don't often go to Kroger unless they have a great sale because I find their regular prices are a bit high. However, this week it was totally worth it! Their sales coordinated perfectly with a lot of coupons that were available online and a few that I had from the paper, Facebook and the mail. I use a separate email address if the online coupon asks me to register and that keeps me from getting needless junk mail. I've been surprised at how many free products I've been able to get as a result of Facebook, finally a reward for the time I waste there! Ha!
Most of my shopping is done at Aldi and then I usually fill in the gaps at Meijer.
I know many people do really well at Walgreens, but I haven't really made friends with Walgreens yet. It seems like too many times they have been out of the few items I come in for and then I feel like I wasted my time and could've just bought the item somewhere else that I'd already been. Maybe I'll give it a try someday....maybe.
What's your favorite place to save??

Matchy Match Girls

2011-05-09T23:53:00.000-04:00

I just have to say that having two girls is so fun! The contrast between my two little beauties is revolutionary, but they both love to dress alike. I don't know how long this will last, but I'm going to do what I can to capitalize on it while I can. I only had one little, pesky brother and there was NO WAY that we wanted to dress like each other...ev-er. Obviously, the brothers three in this house also want no part whatsoever in dressing like girls! Sick! No thanks, Mom! Which I am happy to oblige them...we'll have no flower boys 'round here!

The skirt for Sophie and the Jumper for Emily were made from fabric that I purchased at Jo-Ann's. Its sold for making sun dresses and is already pre-elasti-gathered at one edge. Since Sophie is obviously taller, I used the elastic for the waistband of her skirt. All I had to do was sew up the back seam and hem the bottom! (Oh, and attach the ribbon for Emily's jumper.) It was super easy and took less than an hour! Yaay! That's my kind of sewing!

The girls were both pleased with how they came out and despite the bad color in this picture that was taken at night with a horrible on board flash, they did actually match each other.

Next thing I'm going to try is to make a sun dress that I find at the thrift store into a skirt for ME! I've seen them before and thought the pattern was cute, but I hate the straps or it would be a bit too short as a dress. ...but as a skirt?! Well, that just opens up all sorts of options! Maybe I'll find some fabric and make matchy match stuff for the girls and me!? hmm. maybe. maybe not.

And now... a little joke...that has nothing to do with this post...at...all...
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One day, a woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

This Mom's Life

2011-05-08T22:03:00.001-04:00

1.. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
‘If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of
next week!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, ! that’s why".

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to
the store with me.’

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
‘Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.’

7. My mother taught me IRONY
‘Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.’

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
‘Shut your mouth and eat your supper.’

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
‘Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!’

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.’

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
‘This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.’

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
‘If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!’

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
‘I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.’

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
‘Stop acting like your father!’

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
‘There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
have wonderful parents like you do.’

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
‘Just wait until we get home.’

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
‘You are going to get it when we get home!’

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
‘If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.’

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

‘When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.’

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
‘If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.’

21. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
‘Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?’

22. My mother taught me WISDOM.
‘When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.’

23. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
‘One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!’

Well, maybe my Mother didn't say all of these things, exactly. For everyone that she didn't exactly say, she had another one verrry similar. And now, as a parent, I find myself saying some pretty crazy things. When you're young you imagine the perfect little family where no one ever says "HEY!! Get off your brother's head!!" Seriously, there are so many things that happen throughout my day that really cause me to sit back and wonder, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??"

I've always heard about how a Mom cannot even go to the bathroom without someone knocking on the door, and its mostly true, but I'm getting used to that one. However, NO ONE ever mentioned the messages sent under the door, with a pen, asking a question and giving me multiple choice answers to choose from!

I might have imagined a child using too much toilet paper and plugging the toilet, but I never imagined a toy soldier gun, a flashlight and an ENTIRE roll of toilet paper going in there at once! Yep, its true! And if you'd like to relive the moment, I've linked it here and here for your reading pleasure.

While there are so many crazy things I never imagined would happen in my life as a Mother, there are far more wonderful things that have filled my life with joy as a Mom.

If I list all of those, I'd end up typing a few pages more and probably balling my eyes out as I recall so many precious memories.

God has been so good to me, my cup runneth over.

Happy Mother's Day!

I almost FORGOT!! ...but how could I?!

2011-05-03T19:00:00.002-04:00

Waaay back in December, before Christmas, here is what I did.
As some of you know, Brian works at The Greene and he heard that Glenn Beck was going to be at the Books & Company bookstore for a book signing. Since my brother is a fan of Glenn Beck and his brilliant political commentary, I figured what else would make the perfect Christmas gift other than a hand signed book?! Of course, there were about 1,500 other people who also thought that it would make the perfect gift for their special somebody too. Granted, Books & Company is a 2 story bookstore, but still, that is a LOT of people!
We arrived about an hour and a half before it was supposed to begin and found ourselves in line with about 500, give or take a few. They had us woven between the rows, downstairs and then upstairs in strict sets of 10 people per side of the aisle. It was all very orderly and entertaining. It was so hilarious to listen to the people around us sit/stand around and discuss Glenn Beck's life as though he were their good friend. Seriously people, he-does-not-know-you!! I'm not trying to be mean here, but really!
Here is how it went down....
Darla: I wonder where Glenn is coming from before he arrives here?
Starla: Oh, I'm sure he'll be tired...they traveled all night last night.
Carla: They'll drive down from Cleveland. Oooh, and it will have to be a very quick trip, after all, his schedule is soo tight!
Darla, Starla, & Carla: mmm, hmm. Oh yes, I'm sure he's sooo tired. Very tired. (pause) ...but, it will be so good to see him!!
(All heads nodding and bobbing in agreement)

Funny thing about this conversation is that all of the information they were talking "so personally" about was either info from his website or something that had been mentioned on the radio earlier that day. There was no exclusive scoop, just facts. I would say that these ladies were Glenn Beck groupies and not just fans. I'm not saying that Glenn Beck doesn't want to know them, I'm just saying that he...doesn't. does not. Okay, maybe that I also find it a tad bit annoying when people act as though they are in the know when in fact their just spouting very public information. Besides the creating the whole draw to see somebody famous, he has, obviously, done a great job of communicating to people in a way that feels personal, thus resulting in a lot of very dedicated fans. We (my Mom & I) also got to stand in line with a weird, pushy, bossy woman and her darling husband. She would also want me to tell you that it was her decision to come to the book signing, just so everyone knew! Bah!
If you look closely at the picture above you can see Glenn Beck towards the left. He was signing books like lightening! They told us that he can do several hundred signatures an hour and as you can see below, he has an abbreviated signature for his book signings.

Can't really blame him for that, after all, when hundreds or thousands of people show up to get his "John Hancock" he's got to have something that is quick and easy to do over and over again.
While we were waiting in line, Stu, one of the guys that is on the radio with him was going through the crowd meeting people and chatting with the folks. Nice guy who looks like his voice sounds, but is taller in person than I imagined. Then again, I'd never seen him before and its kinda hard to gauge a person's height after only hearing them talk on the radio!
So, after standing in line for about 2 hours, we passed off our book to be signed, got a handshake, a brief word, handed over a Christmas card that the kids made "for Mr. Beck" and got our signed book back. It was quick, efficient and we got what we came for! Nice glasses, by the way, Mr. Beck.

In case you're wondering, he looks thinner in person than on television. Don't know why I noticed that, but I did. Though I suppose I could've asked the by me ladies in line if they knew what his weight was, undoubtedly, they would've know. guaranteed.

I wouldn't say it was the experience of a lifetime, but it was fun and I'd probably do it again. I think my Bro. liked his gift. In retrospect, I probably should've sprung for the audio book so the poor fella didn't actually have to read a book, but it's too late now!!
One would've thought that I would have also gotten a book signed for myself, but alas, I did not...silly me. Don't worry, I don't feel bad about it, truly. My only motivation for going to the book signing was only the gift for my brother, not myself. Months later however, I do finally have my own copy of "Broke". I picked up my copy at Borders when they were having their going out of business sale.
I don't have a lot of time to follow "the news", but I do enjoy listening to Glenn Beck on the radio. It is refreshing to hear commentary on the news that is also very entertaining. Glenn Beck is, in my opinion is monster hilarious; big, ugly, orange monster hilarious, as are his two cohorts.
A reprieve from the serious, ugliness of life while still maintaining truth.

Don't worry, I didn't die

2011-05-03T15:21:00.001-04:00

In case you were wondering, I didn't die, I just vacated blogland for a bit.

Now I'm back, refreshed and focused...or something like that.

Are you wondering what's been going on that has kept be away from writing and sharing with you all? Well, because I like you folks, I'll spare you the ugly details and summarize in photos and a bit of commentary. Maybe even a little stray video to cause you to further question my sanity. We'll see...

After months of searching for "A Bear Cup" for Emily, I finally found one. It was the one thing she kept asking for over and over at Christmas, finally, near Valentine's day, I found one. As you can see, she was overjoyed and physically unable to sit still for a picture. Enthusiasm is one of her great skills.

Fast forward to April... Mom flew in so we could go to Ft Wayne, Indiana and attend the Vera Bradley Outlet sale. Whoa....lots of handbags, lots of women and it was LOTS of fun! The hotel we stayed at the night before had folded all kinds of things into fan shapes. Here is the darling bath mat and washcloth. They had also folded the Kleenex, the hand towels by the sink and even the little plastic baggie for the ice bucket into little fan shapes. Clearly, I need to get out more because I was surprised at delighted by each of these things while others I shared it with said "Oh, ya, I've seen that before". Nice. Anyway, we had a great time together and scored some pretty sweet deals.

Of course, this is a picture of the "Little Kids Puppet Show". Helmet Mickey and "some red, girl bear" and a spare bed sheet over the back of the rocking chair was all they needed to provide each other with squeaky voices and silly stories. This also resulted in uproarious laughter and a tiny little bathroom accident, but I won't go into that.

Here we find baby "Jella" who was in a heap of trouble with Mother Emily because she got into Grandma's (Mine) purse and got into her lipstick. How then could I blame Emily for getting into my purse when it was "Jella" who had the lipstick on her face and not Emily? I say, this girl is tooooo smart! or so she thinks.

After months of working and reworking, I finally finished painting these butterflies on canvas and affixed the butterfly mob to the wall in the girls room. Actually, Brian helped me with the butterfly mob, since he's taller and better at placing things randomly. It was too hard for me to lay aside my yearning for precise placement that was supposed to look random and skitterish like the flight of a butterfly. Mission accomplished!!

We had a break in the monsoon one day and stole out the park before we needed to hail a water taxi.

And last, the saddest picture of them all... The little dead soldier girl. Emily and Titus were playing Johnny Tremain. Yes, they were role playing Johnny Tremain, really. We recently watched the old Disney version and they were thoroughly taken with the whole movie. One morning as I was schooling with the older kids there was a "battle" and Emily was wounded as a result. Tragic.
Please note: No toddlers were harmed in the making of this photo.

So, now that you've had a small glimpse into our life you know what I've been doing. Crazy as ever and loving every minute.

Sweet Baby E

2011-03-07T17:54:00.000-05:00

Recently, our dear friends welcomed their second sweet baby into the world. If you've seen pictures of a sweet baby girl on here before, that was Baby E's big sister...who is also about to turn TWO!
Last week, I was privileged to have the opportunity to photograph Baby E. Below are a few of my favorites from the shoot.

Monday, Oh Monday

2011-02-28T22:39:00.000-05:00

Do you ever wake up feeling like you have a target aimed at your head?

Not the kind that's going to kill you... its the goal killer kind. Seems like on Mondays I wake up frustrated from the get go? I ask myself, " Why do I always have such grand aspirations for my Monday's?" I know that Monday is always a harder day. Sometimes the kids are tired, or I am, or we were gone a lot and left things a little (or a lot) "undone". Things have to get back into order, they can't be left "undone". Well, they could, technically, but that would result in one of those "Crazed Mother of 5 children...a homeschooler...News at Eleven!!" stories. So, alas, instead, I've had to figure out how to factor "Monday" into my life.
Keep in mind that it doesn't even have to be a Monday...sometimes Wednesday is a lu-lu too, or maybe a stray Thursday might sneak up on you....beware.
Unfortunately, there is not a miracle cure for "Monday"...and while I could probably come up with something totally fake to sell you for $ 19.95 and make a really tacky infomercial about it...I decided against that. After all, you're my friends, and I like you, and most of you are too smart to fall for the infomercial scheme anyway.
So, rather than come up with some fancy shmancy plan for success, I'm just going to share with you what's worked for me. As usual, I'll be candid, so don't expect any profound statements. Rather than call this Monday for Dummies, as the popular series of books, I'm going to call this...

"Monday" For Your Inner Smartypants

First, I Plan Lighter. For example..

Plan a lighter school day
Only 2 loads of laundry (or whatever is less than a typical day)
Make easy to prepare meals or a meal based on leftovers from Sunday.

Second, I Plan to Fail at something.

What I mean by that is, have a few things on my to do list that can wait another day, or two, or month. Why? Because on these types of days "something" always comes up.

Somebody gets sick
That darling toddler is having meltdown issues and needs extra "attention".
Johnny needs an extra 700 hours help on his math because all he learned on Friday leaked out of his head over the weekend.
Name your own disaster

Third, I Plan to Keep Things in Perspective.

The first definition of "perspective"...simply, it means "an optical glass, a telescope".

Let's say I'm at the Seattle Space Needle and I pay a dollar to look through one of those telescopes... Yes, I could see, but my vision would be limited to that place that I've turned the focus onto. It doesn't mean that the other things aren't still there waiting to be looked at, I just can't see them all at once.
The same goes for my "Mondays", I have to remember what my goals are for that day. It doesn't make my day a failure because I didn't get to everything. It doesn't mean that I forget about accomplishing my goals that were outside my perspective for that day. All it means is that I need to remember to adjust my perspective. I need to remember that if the day ends, and I didn't get to "see" all I wanted to, just like my one dollars worth of time on that telescope, I can put a few more quarters in and try again in the morning.

"It is of the LORD's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness." Lamentations 3:22-23

Missed It

2011-02-26T09:00:00.003-05:00

As I awoke to the orange glow in my room, I wondered..."How many times have I missed something as beautiful as this?" Shame on me, for not being more disciplined to see the sunrise on a regular basis! I am not an early morning person. Simply, I'm selfish...my bed is warm and my p.j.'s are cozy.

As a Mom, I want to teach my kids the right thing, don't you? However, so many times, like missing a sunrise, I'm selfish. I don't take the opportunity to make that teachable moment count. Sure, the sun will go on rising even if I don't wake up to see it, but if I don't capture and make the most of those teachable moments with my children, will the results still be pleasing? I am responsible for the person my children grow into. I pray that the Lord will help me do a job that is pleasing, so that I won't someday realize that I "missed it" with my children.

Deuteronomy 6:7
And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

*This post is linked to Making Your Home Sing Monday over at Moms The Word.

Situational Modesty

2011-02-24T11:00:00.004-05:00

Don't worry! I've not gone off the deep end and decided to start posting "neked" stuff here...nor am I going to tell you to go out and buy some leathers and the mini-est mini skirt you can buy. Rest assured people, we are staying fully clothed and in our right mind 'round here.
With all that said, you're probably wondering where I'm going with this. Well, wonder no more, my friend...

Many years from now two of my children will hate the fact that I've posted this story. Alas, that does nothing to dissuade me from telling it to you anyway. All good mothers need lots of "stories" about their sweet children. Trust me.

The other night, "the little kids" were preparing for their bath. This means they were getting their clean pj's and undies, and gathering various toys to bring into the tub. I was still downstairs when I heard uproarious laughter and barrel o'monkeys giggling coming from the bathroom. Mind you, they were still dressed and the door was open. As I went to investigate I saw them both hanging on the outside of the bathtub, peering in to see the spoil they had gathered. They were excitedly gabbing about all the toys they had brought in, and what fun things they were going to do with them. Funny enough, was the fact that they had managed to gather so many things that there was barely any room for their little selves. Practical, logical Mama entered the scene and convinced them to lighten the load so that somebody didn't end up getting poked on their somewhere, by something that was in the tub.
Finally, goodbyes were said and toys were laid outside the door.

Then, Titus shouted, quite suddenly..."Emily! You have to get oouut!! I have to go potty!"

She gets a shocked look on her face and reply shrieks, "Ah! I've got to get out of here!! Titus has to go potty!" ..and bolts from the room closing the door behind her.

As I stand there, a little surprised, Titus raises his eyebrows and says "Um, Mama....I'm going to go potty, can you go out?"

..."Oh, sure, of course" I replied, and out I went...into the hallway...with Emily.

Emily and I stood outside the door, she content; me? I just stood there thinking of the hilarity of these two.

Then, quick as a wink, Titus popped open the door and said "Okee dokie...I'm all done...Emily!! Let's take our bath now!"

And into the bathroom we all piled. As I ran the bath water, Emily and Titus quickly and without hesitation, or any hint of modesty took off their clothes and stood, stark naked waiting for their bath! Neither one of them had any thought whatsoever that the other was without clothing, and just never you mind the fact that we'd just been alarmingly dismissed OUT of the bathroom so that Titus could "go potty" without us "seeing him".
Ha! It was too funny!
They both plopped into the bathtub and never again did they even acknowledge that the other one was being "seen"...they were oblivious. It was all about toys, soap, and warm water. Nope, no neked people 'round here.
So, according to the preschoolers around this house, "You're only neked if you think you are".

Please note, this is not a story with one of those life changing morals. If you take this to heart and decide to do something indecent...do-not-blame-me. This is only cute if you're 3 and 5, not 35...so don't go gettin' any swanky idears.

Cover yourselves people!!!

Something Yummy For Your Tummy-- Pizza Edition

2011-02-22T11:00:00.077-05:00

Who doesn't like pizza?? Seriously, I don't think I know of one single person who truly does not like pizza! Oh sure, I know people who don't eat much pizza for health reasons or dietary restrictions, but they enjoy it on the rare occasion when they eat it.

Well, around this house we like pizza and not only that, it takes a lot of pizza to feed all these little chillern!

Occasionally, we buy pizza, usually from Papa Murphy's Take and Bake store since its sooo yummy and inexpensive too!

However, the kids and I like to have our own "Pizza Night" once in a while. . Its taken some practice but we've finally come up with a recipe that works for us and doesn't make us wish we'd made something else. No complaints from the starving children.

Here's our recipe, if you'd like to give it a try!

Big Blue Pizza

Makes 1 Rectangle Pizza (17.25 X 11.5 X 1 in.)

and 1 Large Round Pizza (15 in. diameter)

Crust:

2 pkg. Yeast
2 T. Sugar or 1 T. Honey
2 c. Warm Water
2 T. Olive Oil
5 c. Flour
2 t. Salt
1/2 t. Garlic Powder

Toppings:

Favorite Spaghetti Sauce (we freeze leftover sauce from meals to use for pizza sauce)
1 lb. Mozzarella Cheese, shredded
Your choice of toppings... Toppings pictured here...bacon (Aldi bacon bits), pineapple tidbits
Parmesan Cheese and chopped Parsley sprinkled on top.

Directions:

Preheat oven to 500 degrees... yes, really (No, this is not a typo)
Grease pizza pans, set aside.
Combine first 4 ingredients in mixing bowl. Let stand 5 minutes.
Attach dough hook and add remaining ingredients.
Mix dough on medium speed for 5-7 minutes or until dough is combined into a nice ball on hook. ( If dough doesn't form a ball add a tablespoon or two of flour at a time until consistency becomes more firm. )
Let rest in bowl, covered, for 10 min.
Divide dough and press into prepared pizza pans.
Add toppings (Sauce, cheese, additional toppings, ending with Parm. cheese & Parsley)
Bake approx. 8- 10 minutes or until it looks like pizza! *Because you're cooking at such a high heat, it is a good idea NOT to leave the room at this point. Nobody likes burnt pizza.
Let stand in pan approx. 5 minutes before cutting... just try and hold back the starving masses.
Pray and Eat!!

Baby Gift Tutorial

2011-02-18T21:42:00.004-05:00

It seems like there is always someone having a baby! A friend, a relative, a co-worker, a somebody and lately NOT me!! (phew!) If you're like me, you like to find something useful, very adorable, inexpensive, and appropriate when searching for a baby gift. What do I mean by appropriate? What I mean is...

Does the Mama need this or has she requested it?
Is this her 1st baby or her 5th baby...
Is this the first boy/girl after having a child of the opposite sex?

Maybe I'm obsessive, but these are all the things my brain thinks about before I settle on a gift for a baby. Sooo, I'm always on the hunt for "the perfect baby gift", because "perfect" for one baby may not be "perfect" for another! That is....

UNTIL NOW!!!

dun, da, dun, dun!!! TA-DA!~!

Introducing the very adorable and very useful Burp Cloth !

After all, when feeding that baby and its burping time, ya gotta grab somethin'!!

Old cloth diaper, towel, t-shirt...gimme anything!! Right?

So, here are a few that I've made recently....

Pretty Colors & Patterns....For a sweet little darlin'

Robots....For a sweet little dude

These are quick to make and reasonably inexpensive.

So much more fun than just a pack of burp cloths from the store.

I'm told that they're a favorite item of people that I've given them to,

so they must be proving useful!

Here is a list of the materials that I used...

Essential:

1/2 yd. Cotton Flannel (Print)

1/2 yd. Cotton Terry Cloth (Solid)

Coordinating Thread

Extras:

1 pkg. Rick Rack, Medium or Small in coordinating color

Ribbon -to tie up the bundle when finished

Now for the Directions...

Step 1: Wash and dry all fabric. Press with iron if wrinkled. (never mind the circle imprint on my terry cloth...pardon me) Cut to desired size, the one pictured here was 13 X 16 inches.

Make sure that the edges are even and feel free to use a salvage edge. The lower right of mine is a bit off, but it was the end of the bolt, so I trimmed it up and made it even. Below you can see the right side trimmed and ready to go.

Step 2: With the printed side down, pin the fabric together all the way around.

Step 3: Using a small seam allowance (I used 4/8), sew three edges, pivoting and turning to make one nice continuous stitch.

Step 4: Sew 3/4 of the way across the fourth side, leaving an opening to turn the fabrics right side out.
**This step is important, and if you miss it because your 3 year old starts screaming about water flowing out of the toilet, you will have to rip the sewn up part out and begin again.
Free fyi tip.

Step 5: Snip corners and any heavy edges that will make it harder to turn out the cloth to lay flat.

Then, turn it out...Stick your old hand in there and pull 'er out!

See? Isn't that nice? I think so too.

Step 6: Fold under and pin your "turn out gap"...that's probably NOT the official sewing term, but I'm no pro and it works in my mind.

Step 7 : Iron everything 'til its nice and flat. Be sure that your "turn out gap" is pressed nicely so that you can easily close it up in the next step.

Step 8: Using a 3/8 seam allowance, sew allllll the way around the outside edges of you burp cloth. I like to use a coordinating but contrasting thread, but that's just me, you can use whatever you like!

Step 9: At this point you can choose to add rick rack or ribbon to your centers, but its not necessary. You can just sew down the center lanes and call it good. I've done both and they look fine. Mark your center lanes approx. 4 1/2 inches apart and either sew it down or pin on your embellishment at the top and bottom.

Step 10: Sew it down, baby. If you use rick rack or ribbon, be sure to anchor it down at the ends.

And there you have it!

Below you can see both finished sides and how I fold them up for giving.

Fun, cute and pretty easy!

I tried to include all the steps I took, but if I've left something out or you have any questions, please leave a comment and I'll get back to you.

**Feel free to link to this tutorial. However, please keep in mind that you may not copy or use these images or this tutorial without my consent and giving proper credit. ...Which I would be happy to do...just ask!!

New Tutorial Coming Soon

2011-02-17T23:37:00.000-05:00

After much badgering from certain individuals, I am getting ready to post a tutorial about my latest undertaking.
As I've mentioned before, I love to give gifts!! Also, it is fun to be able to make something that is cute and useful.

I'm very picky when it comes to my decision about what to make. I don't want to give someone something that generates this type of response, "OH my, thaaaank you, you shouldn't have!"
(All the while they're thinking... I really wish you didn't and when this is over what in the world and I going to do with this thing!")
So, now you know that my goal is a bit higher, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what I've decided to make and how!

*And if I can't get this blog to publish right side up it may be even longer!!

Sophie's Night Out

2011-02-17T00:36:00.000-05:00

A couple of weeks ago, Sophie and Brian went on a "date". Sophie does so much to help out around the house that I sometimes feel lost when she's not around! During our recent bout of the plague she was the only one who stayed healthy! She was content and pleased as punch to be the resident caregiver to all. It is her nature to be the helper and I am sooo thankful! I need all the help I can get!

Sooo, when we found out that the Lippazaner Stallions were going to be nearby, Brian scored some tickets and cooked up a plan to take Super Sophie on a well deserved night out! Sophie was beyond thrilled as she LOVES (loves, loves) horses!!

They also went out to eat at a Mediterranean restaurant that was near the venue. Sophie loves to eat, though you can't tell by lookin' at her! Ever since she was little she's always been the kid who would wake up in the morning and before she did anything she always asked "What's for breakfast?" And a few hours later..."What's for lunch?" ...and then, "Can I have a snack?". Even when playing Legos with her brothers..."Let's stop...my guys need some lunch." I don't know exactly what is pictured here, but its some sort of kebab, chicken, lamb, lamb thingy with rice and veggies. Maybe I should've asked for more specifics before I wrote this. You get the basic idea, right? They ate out. It was good.

After they ate, they headed for the show!!

The World Famous Lipizzaner Stallions!!!!

A brief history of what makes these horses so special...Primarily appearing in history in a military capacity, It is believed that the forerunner to the Lipizzan was bred in Carthage, more than 2,000 years ago. It was bred with another horse and they became the "Andalusian" that Spain is famous for....fast forward a few hundred years and think "Napoleon Bonaparte" and that famous white horse you see him on ...fast forward again....and they got bred with some other horses...some more years go by and they're part of holdings of the German army, then they were rescued by General Paton and the 2nd Cavalry...and I'm not kidding about that part either! Check out their website for the real story of the Stallions if you want. Lipizzaner.com Obviously, I've condensed it and butchered it enough for one night!

Here are a few photos that Brian took during the show, just to give you a little idea about what Sophie got to see.

Lost in the Translation

2011-02-03T19:40:00.003-05:00

What does this mean? Lost in the translation... Generally, It's when something is translated into another language and the original meaning can not be perfectly translated word for word into the other language. To make up for the loss they have to rephrase or say what they mean in a different way. That is the typical definition.
Most often when you hear this discussed its between foreign languages. Unless, that is, you are the parent of a toddler. Every family with children has (or has in the past) some form of toddler language that they must interpret and learn to communicate with the "foreigner". Sometimes we have a babbler, which is often the most difficult because babbling is not very articulate and is often accompanied by hurried and frantic hand gestures. Then, there is the child that grunts in varying pitches or with syllables. Let's not forget the child that has pronunciation issues...ie. Mixing up the "p" sound with the "b" or the "sh" or "th" mix ups...those are always fun.
Each of our kids has had their own little issues, some minor, such as Caleb, who used to practice words quietly to himself in the car and wouldn't blurt them out until they were 100% correct...contrast that to Ethan who had the misfortune of being physically UN able to say the "tr" blend and instead used the letter "f". Unfortunately, he also had a HUGE fascination with trucks of any fashion. Ooooh, I can't tell you how many times I wanted to crawl under something dark and low to avoid the terrible stares of people who were in ear shot.
so, so many times.

Thankfully, Emily's "toddler language" has been what I consider "safe". She began babbling constantly and then began babbling with hand gestures and voice inflections as if she were saying real words....that was sooo funny. We had a lot of laughs during this stage. You can see what I mean here in this video.

While she had some mix ups in consonants, such as asking for a "grink" instead of a "drink" or wanting to eat "bread" and asking for "dread" (and no, I don't make my own bread, so she wasn't complaining) Now that she's three, she's in the stage of learning new words and how they fit into her life.
Lately, we've been finding out the hard way that she's using real words for the wrong thing.
For example, the other day Emily said to me from the car seat as we were on our way to the store "Mama, my rear hurts." Being the over sensitive, compassionate mother that I am I said "Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, we'll be at the store in a few minutes and you can get out of your seat". After all, car seats really can't be very comfortable! Go ahead, think about how you'd feel if your driver/passenger seat felt like a car seat!
Then, the other day as Emily and Titus were sitting in the kitchen at the table, I over heard this conversation take place...

Titus: Emily! please, be quiet. I have a headache.

Emily: Welllllll, Titus that's too bad...you need to go to the doctor.

Titus: No, I don't...I need YOU to stop talking to me.

Emily: Well, I'm sick too, Titus...my rear hurts.

Titus: EMILY!! We do NOT talk about rears!!

Emily: YES, we do...I do, and my rears hurt!

Titus: I'm telling Mama that you're talking about your rear, and that's bad! Rears are only for the bathroom!!

Emily: TITUS!! (said with great exasperation)  "I'm talking about THESE rears"
   ...as she reaches up and sticks her fingers in her EARS.

Oh, now I get it! Of course, her "EARS" hurt, not her "rear"
....what good mother I am...ya, ya, your rear hurts, we'll be there soon...
rear, shmear...car seats are bad, blah, blah, blah.
All this time she's been saying "rear" and I just figured she knew what she was talking about or had a new fascination with a new body part name that she learned (aren't those always fun too). Maybe my poor baby had an ear infection!! An earache!! And I'd missed it!!
Mother of The Year Award.........NOT!!

If it hadn't been so funny, I might have chastised myself a little longer. In case you're wondering, she seemed fine and hasn't had a fever or any of the signs of an infection, not even a runny nose or anything.
So next time your kids tells you they have a pain in their "rear", think of me and my little pain in the "rear". Indeed, she knew exactly what she meant the whole time, but something was lost in the translation from "toddler" to "adult" language...sure wish these little people came with dictionaries...

Hey, maybe there's an app for that on my Ipod!!

An Icy Homecoming

2011-02-01T15:55:00.002-05:00

Tuesday began the reign of the 2100 mile swath of a massive Winter storm. Here in Ohio, we were scheduled to get Freezing rain rather than a dumping of snow as they are up North. I think I'd rather have the snow, actually. Freezing rain is so much harder to manage and as weather conditions change it can create other problems too. So far, we have about a quarter of an inch of ice and forecasters are telling us we may get more this evening and tonight. The real trouble may come tomorrow as we're expected to get snow on top of our ice and some winds. Lord willing, all the ice encased trees around our area will stay strong and not shatter as the winds pick up. Falling, shattering trees make power outages and when its in the single digits for temperatures, that makes for a bad combination. I don't know about you, but I like to be warm and I like to be able to cook warm food when its cold outside.
The video below was taken this morning when Brian came home from work. Our driveway was a sheet of ice and has just enough of an incline to be a problem. Before I took the video, initially, Brian had tried to pull the car up into the driveway so he could get out and open the door to pull in (our opener is broken). At first, the car started sliding backwards even while in park just because of the incline. That's when I ran for my camera! Thankfully, it didn't take but a few tries to get the job done and everyone is safe and sound!

A branch on my ice encased rose bush.

I love this picture. It is some fountain grass stuff I have in the backyard. I think its amazing how the ice droplets have just frozen there. It looks as if I sprayed them with water...but, I didn't :)

Here is one of our stepping stones, again covered in ice. So interesting that it looks just like water on it and as if it is sitting next to a puddle of water, when in fact, it's ice!

I hope all of you Faraway Friends enjoy this glimpse into our Icy Wonderland!

Inside the Schoolhouse

2011-01-25T02:03:00.001-05:00

Here are a few pictures from our school day. Titus is the most meticulous of all of the kids that are school age. It has been such a joy to teach him this year. Kindergarten is always an adventure and with an eager learner it's even better. Titus loves to color and write. Not only does he love to color, he's also quite good at it! Contrast that to my firstborn who wishes that crayons and other worthless writing utensils were never invented. He has always hated coloring! No interest, nada, nill, nuthin'! Titus brings home perfectly shaded, colored in the lines pictures and often will finish it at home if he doesn't have time in class. Contrasting that to little Caleb, who would bring home blank pages because he would just sit and look at his paper and think about the picture, how it was made, why it was drawn that way, how realistic it was, etc. So fun to see the differences in each child. Truly, they abound.

Here you see Ethan encouraging and "helping" Titus as Emily looks on to see what "school" is all about. She has her own "school work" that she works on, which consists of coloring, play dough, gluing, and supervised cutting of paper. In her mind Titus' work is much different, so she is keenly interested. So much so that she actually sat quietly. That, in itself is amazing because Emily has two volumes...loud and asleep!!

In case you're wondering what Titus is working on... I use a variety of materials for Kindergarten. He's working on one of the ABC Series books from Rod & Staff publishers. Its a set of books that I purchase for the preschool years and we work through them until we're done. There are 7 books in the series.

For teaching reading and phonics, we use the Alpha Phonics curriculum by Samuel Blumenfeld. Its very simplistic in its style, but I have used it with each of the children and had great success in teaching them to read. This year we also started using Math U See's Primer and Titus is loving it. Partially because it looks similar to "the big kids" books and he also gets to use some of the manipulatives that they use.

You can see the serious look on Emily's face. You may also notice that she's sitting still (not a blurry pic) and that she's not talking. You have seen a photograph of a rare, but precious moment. Cherish this, my friend, savor it, when you next meet Emily reflect on it for you may never see this again.

Hard working Kindergarten fella and a very "helpful" big brother. Love that they love to help each other with genuine and sincere concern.
My kids are great.

Please don't take this the wrong way.... I don't look down on Emily for the vivacious way that she approaches life, truly I don't! Admittedly, it is challenging, but it is also a great joy. I am so thankful for each of my precious children. Differences or not, they are a gift from the Lord and I am thankful. Just threw that out there cause someone made mention of my storytelling methods, but alas, I AM INNOCENT!! (said like Anne in Anne of Avonlea at the play rehearsal at the Ladies college...fyi)

++ Smash Uncle ++

2011-01-20T20:47:00.007-05:00

In December, when my most excellent Brother came to visit, we took him to Smashburger for dinner. He's an official "Five Guys" connoisseur, so it was all about comparing the two. Well, it didn't hurt that the food there is delicious and I LOVE their Smashfries!! In case you don't know what those are... They're yummy fries tossed with rosemary, olive oil, and garlic!! Totally YUM!! Uncle Kyle decided that he like Five Guys better, but that Smashburger was a fine substitute since he was there, hungry, and not paying. Smart fellow, that guy.

Darling Uncle Kyle has the most talented way of trying to look like a dork in pictures. I kid you not, he tried to make that "duh, what?" face just as I was taking the picture. Or maybe it was the "I'm making myself look like a dork so I'll fit in with these other guys at my table" look? hmmm. Either way, I am not at fault, his choice.

You can see how totally right I am (as older sisters are always totally right) in these next few pictures of Uncle Smash Booger (in Emily speak) with almost all of the kids. See? He looks happy, well adjusted, and even a bit normal-ish. Almost as if he were actually having a good time!!

Here is the famous M-ster with Uncle Burger Meister. Again, he looks happy...while Em takes on her normal "I'm smiling with my mouth, but my eyes have other things to look at" look. Also, check out the man (?) at the left of the picture...totally should've cropped him out. oh well.

The Unxter with Cheese or rather, Titus, who's also sporting his famous "Wallace" smile. What a cool kid.

And of course, all good outing anywhere in the universe must conclude with a good ol' fashioned trip to the potty.

Which brings up the one flaw in Smashburger. They have a giant restroom.....for one person. Hellooo? That is what made this trip a bit unique, Titus had to really go and the Men's room was full! So being the gracious girls that we were, we offered to let him go first. However, since Emily also had to go really bad there wasn't time to let him out before she had to have her turn... Anywhooo, we adapted to our surroundings and fit Titus into the "Don't watch your sister go potty" uniform (aka: his jacket put on backwards with the hood up). Aaand with that in place we were good to go, or at least Emily was or did, or whatever.

You-get-the-point. Mission Accomplished.

And perhaps this is where we should end the saga of Smash Uncle. I can't think of a reason to go on. In fact, I think I should go check the laundry. Or maybe I should go call Kyle. (p.s. I have no idea why Blogger is making this last section underlined) Maybe I should go figure out how to change it.

The Kid Scissors **w/after Pics!!

2011-01-13T11:56:00.005-05:00

Sometimes as a parent you want to laugh, but you can't.
Even though your youngest daughter just lobbed off the right side of her hair, and effectively massacred the left side, you must hold your composure. Oh sure, there was the inital "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???!!" reaction, but then my impulse anger turned to "WOW, she looks hilarious!!" There are a few interesting points about this event that I thought you might enjoy reading about, and here they are.
First, she carefully chose the "kid scissors" rather than the "dult ones" because she knows she NOT an adult. That was very well thought out, don't you think?
Second, she cut her hair quickly on a trip to the bathroom. It's always good to be time conscious when you're doing something wrong, right?
Third, she cleaned up her mess. Initially, I didn't notice what she'd done because I was laying sick as the dog we don't have on my bed. It wasn't until Super Sophie found the pictured wad of hair neatly placed in the bathroom garbage that I knew what had happened.! Neatness in disobedience, that's definitely an Emily angle.

I questioned her about what had happened to her hair, it went something like this...

Mama: What happened to your hair?
Emily: Ummmm, I think someone cut it
Mama: And who was that "Someone?"
Emily: Ummmm, I think maybe it was me, but I don't know if I should say that.
Mama: Yes, I think you should say that because we always want to tell the truth, even when we've done something wrong. So, let me ask you again...
Who cut your hair?
Emily: Titus did it. He just cut it right off!!
Mama: Emily!! Are you telling me a lie?
Emily: Oh, wait, I gotfor (forgot), I sink (think) it really was me. Yep, Emily. I did it.

With the kid scissors, 'cause I'm not opposed to use the 'dult ones"

Now its been two days and I've been too sick to take her the the salon to get it cut. Normally, I cut her hair, since it is usually just a bang cut or a few inches in the Summer, but this is a whole different ball game.
There are some really, really short pieces in the midst of some longer ones. The right side has a whole big section that is as short as her bangs!! Nope, I'm leaving this to the professionals!! Wish you were closer, Jenny!!

**The Post Haircut pictures will be posted later, so be sure to come back and see what the "repair" looks like!

So, the repair job isn't soo bad, but boo hoo, I still wish she never did it. The stylist who did the job tried her best to retain what length there was that hadn't been massacred.
I was thankful that she didn't try to just lob it off and give her a boy cut or something like it. I'll figure out how we can style it or add some "hair pretties" to tide us over until it grows back. If I could just get to feeling better then maybe I'd make some things too, but alas, I write from my bed. Oh well, at least she didn't cut it to the scalp!!

Expressions I Love

2011-01-06T22:05:00.000-05:00

Someday I think it will get harder to fit all these growing kids into a picture! Someday waaay down (but closer than I think) we'll add spouses and families to these pics. That whole idea thrills my heart!!
When I look at this picture there is so much more than just my smiling children. Would you like to know what I mean?? Good thing, 'cause I'm gonna tell ya!
First of all, it is nothing short of miraculous that Emily is actually smiling AT the camera AND that she's also looking in the same direction! The fact is that I continually shoot as if I'm shooting a basketball game to catch Emily in anything besides a blur... and recently, she's also taken a shine to smiling in the direction of the camera while looking away with just her eyeballs. This results in SEVERAL (100's) photos that make her look like she's got some sort of eye disease or impairment. (Sweet of me to say this about my own girl, I know) One of these days she'll grow up and realize "Hey, I look really creepy in our family photos, maybe I should try not to do weird things with my face and eyes". Now before you go thinking that maybe she really does have some impairment that makes her act this way....well, then you need to spend some quality time with Emily!! Believe you me, there is NO impairment...It's just 3 year old Emily! (An adventure that eclipses most cruise lines I assure you)
Next, we see Caleb who is also SMILING!! For years (and years), Caleb has always hated having his picture taken. Since I take a lot of pictures, he's famous for having the "I hate this, get me out of here, are you done yet" look on his face. Now that he's a wise old 13 year old, he realizes how many BAD pictures I have of him and has decided that he was dumb and had a bad attitude, really, and wants to start a "New Era" of Family photos!! Hurray!! A smiling son!! and with a good attitude!!
Ethan and Sophie are always camera Hams, so its good to see them upholding their tried and true ways. Nothing truly notable to note (ha!) there, but such a blessing nevertheless to have consistent sweet spirits.
Next up, we have Wallace, oh, I mean Titus. Here we were blessed to see Titus smiling like the cartoon character "Wallace" from "Wallace and Gromit" Another funny thing about the "smile" is that he doesn't even realize he's doing it, its just his current "smile" that comes out. So adorable.
Now the rest of the pics below are some of my favorites because they were their direct reactions to certain gifts that were given to them. I adore the look of joy and pleasure that you see in a person's eyes in a candid moment. I love giving gifts! I love planning and praying and deciding what special item would be perfect for each person. Not just a "thing", not just a "pile of loot", but well thought out and prayed over gifts. After all, isn't Christmas a celebration of God's greatest gift? What better way to give a "picture" of the great care that God took in preparing to give us the gift of Jesus!! We are baptized as a picture, we take the Lord's Supper as a picture and a remembrance....why not Christmas? It doesn't have to be an overdone commercialized extravaganza, especially to Christians!
Anywhoo... I'll stop before I really get started!

Calista's Having a Giveaway!!

2010-12-17T08:53:00.000-05:00

Everyone likes winning something, right! Of course, right!

My friend Calista is having a Winter Wonderland Giveaway on her blog....So head on over and enter yourself to win some

Winter Wonderland treasures!!

Self Portrait ---because people always wonder where I am...

2010-12-07T00:00:00.000-05:00

When you're the photographer of the family often times I'm strangely absent from so-called "Family Outings". Oh, its not that I'm really missing, I'm just behind the camera.
However, there are a select few, and strangely more than I ever imagined who keep asking me to post a picture of myself here on my blog. Well, it just so happens that this weeks photo contest over at I Heart Faces is "Self Portrait". So, as the old saying goes...I'm killing two birds with one stone. I'm not expecting to win by any stretch of the imagination, but its just fun to play along sometimes.

How happy was it?

2010-12-03T19:52:00.000-05:00

Just a few sharing pictures from our Thanksgiving.
We had several special guests with us, who shall remain nameless to protect their identity. It may be safer for them since sooooo many people read this blog and would start recognizing them everywhere they go! There would be no more anonymous trips to random Wal-Mart stores in driving slippers...no, no that would be the end of that! There would be no way you could lose anything because they would always have someone following their every move, just because they think they're so cool. They couldn't even stop at a Flying-J Travel Plaza to use the restroom!! Never any more privacy. I do not wish this for them, so I will respect their privacy.
However, IF, perhaps, you recognize them from one of the photos that I'm posting below, so be it. Their fame precedes them, I can't help it.

Our favorite flutist, Lulu, came to visit and gave a few tips and helps to cousin Simone in her playing.

We roasted Tom, the turkey, which turned out to be a very nice experience for all of us...excluding Tom, as you can see in the next photo.

There was much joy shared by all ...old and older, younger and louder.
You can guess which who is who.

Every family holiday dinner should conclude in this fashion.
Just in case there was one clean piece of silverware left... there isn't anymore.

As you can see our family talent spans the ages...from the young, to the more mature (perhaps that's the wrong word to used here), to the older and wiser? Okay, I'll just stop trying.

There are always dishes to do, and lots of hands to help out!

Seems like someone always escapes the work in the kitchen to succumb to a turkey induced coma. He looks peaceful, doesn't he? Just precious.

We had a wonderful weekend, lots of fun, napping, playing, laughing and eating yummy food. We were missing some special kiddos and hope to see them soon.
The spoons are washed and ready!! ...and so is my camera!!

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

2010-11-16T18:51:00.002-05:00

Do we need an Amber Alert for Thanksgiving?

It seems like everyone just skipped Thanksgiving! Have you noticed? We had Summer, then the Halloween decorations came out and then ZAP! BAM! BOOM!! Every where you look its Christmas!! Hellooo?? We're missing a MAJOR holiday! Some of the radio stations around here started playing Christmas music October 30th!! Please, please don't misunderstand, I'm not a Bah-Humbug sort of gal, but October? Seriously?

As a parent, in these days of unthankfulness, it is hard enough to teach children to be thankful. Our selfish American culture tells us its okay to think "I want this, I want that", "get one of these because they're better than the one you bought just last year. Aaand all your friends will think your cool." If you're really good at gathering stuff then you can be featured on a TV show about hoarding!? What's wrong with this picture?

This year, the kids and I decided to fly our Thankfulness Banner higher. This year, we made a Thanksgiving Tree!! I sketched out a tree trunk and branches on some brown shipping paper, cut out the shape and stuck it to the wall in our family room. The kids set to cutting out leaf shapes that we found on the internet in varying colors. Then came the fun, writing the things we're thankful for on our leaves. It was fun to hear the different responses of each of the kids, some were funny, like "Hairspray", coming from Titus; while others, like "Beds" were evidence that they truly are thankful for the "little things". It's not a grand decoration, just a little way to keep the reason for this season, the season of Thanksgiving, before their eyes.

For this I am Thankful…

For each new morning with its light,

For rest and shelter of the night,

For health and food,

for love and friends,

For everything Thy goodness sends.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever

1 Chronicles 16:34

The Camera That Uncle Sent

2010-11-11T06:12:00.001-05:00

Everybody knows that Uncles always buy the coolest things for birthdays and Christmas gifts. At least, that is the general consensus around this house. After all, aren't Uncles just little kids in big kid bodies? Uncle Kyle is famous 'round these parts for being funny, a great help in coming up with schemes, a great climbing toy, and fun to play with. Not exactly qualities that will score him a big date, but they are at the top of the list in the Uncle department. In fact, his nickname is "Uncle Jungle Jim", and rightfully so, he's earned it.
This year Uncle Jungle Jim sent the Summer Birthday crew a special birthday box. One of the many surprises Inside was a small digital camera for each of the children. Needless to say, they were beyond thrilled! Emily didn't realize it was a camera and carried it around talking into it like a cell phone. However, it succeeded in keeping her very busy for a long time, so that makes it a very valuable gift. After we scalped what seemed like a thousand AAA batteries from various electronic devices around the house, the kids set to photographing life around the house.

After several lessons in "don't open the battery compartment or it will erase your pictures", Titus finally got the hang of it.
His first picture was a Self Portrait, which really gives away the stellar capabilities of this camera (which is why they're perfect for the kids)

His second photo was this lovely picture of me. How happy it makes me to put this here for you to to see.
If it were not for the fact that Titus asked me to, you, my friends would not have this viewing pleasure.

Our next featured photograph is one of our super fast swimming Fantail Goldfish. I think this is Rita, but its kind of hard to tell from the photo. (Yes, our fish is named Rita, for real. Got a problem with that?)

And last but not least is a creative shot of our coffee table, complete with stuff on it and under it. Lucky you! I'm not sure what the inspiration for this photo was, and now that I've posted it here, Titus can't remember why he took this picture either.

And just because...we included this one. Can you guess what it is? Titus knows and he said if you can guess what it is then he'll tell you "Good Job". How's that for an offer, eh?

Sounds pretty good to me!

Grammie VS. The Playstation

2010-11-09T19:45:00.002-05:00

Clearly this is an odd sounding post. When you see "Grammie" and the word "Playstation" together, it seems odd, out of place, or just plain wrong. Its not that Grammie (my Mom) doesn't like to play games, she surely does. However, being of the ~~older~~ previous generation (notice I tread lightly here) , her games of choice are mostly "card games". No shame in that, I like them too. To say that Grammie is not of the electronic age would not be accurate either. After all, she uses computers, plays on Facebook, can generally operate her cell phone, and can play music on her MP3 player. So, that's pretty hip, right? Right.

When Grammie made her last visit Caleb kept asking her to try playing the Playstation with him. After days of refusal, she finally succumbed to his badgering and agreed to give it a try. I won't go into a big long narrative about the hilarity of their contests with one another, but I will post the following pictures that depict Grammie's attempt at making friends with the Playstation.

(Sorry Mom, the pictures were too good not to share)

Oh, and by the way...Caleb says "I want to do that again, after all she might've gotten better! ...or not" :)

Just Sweetness

2010-11-01T23:07:00.001-04:00

Some days we have to watch, pray and wait to see the Lord working in our family.

On other days, the Lord gives us glimpses right before our eyes.

Tempered Glass

2010-10-28T06:36:00.003-04:00

Let me begin by sharing with you an official definition. Ahem...

Tempered Glass: " is glass that has been processed by controlled thermal or chemical treatments to increase its strength compared with normal glass. It will usually shatter into small fragments instead of sharp shards when broken. As a result of its safety and strength, tempered glass is used in a variety of demanding applications, including passenger vehicle windows, glass doors and tables, refrigerator trays, as a component of bulletproof glass, for diving masks,and many other assorted uses.

Pictured here you will see that I did indeed own tempered glass at one time. In fact, I have owned a piece of tempered glass for over 5 years! We use this piece of glass to cover a game board for our Empire Builder game, then we can mark up the glass and if it gets too late we don't have to destroy everything, we just pick up the glass and put the game away and pick up where we left off next time. What-a-great-idea.

We keep this special piece of glass standing in a safe closet so that it doesn't get bumped and bonked and get broken. What-a-great-idea.

Just the other night, we were going to have a lovely time playing this game together. Brian was out running and errand and it was my job to get the game set up so that we could begin playing right away when he got home. Another-great-idea

I got the game down from the higher-than-the-kids-can-reach shelf , put that on the kitchen table and went to fetch the glass. There it was, nice and neatly stored in its proper place. It was even streak free (a favorite feature about any glass especially since my windows rarely look like this). I picked it up caaaarrefullly, carefully, and took it through the living room and into the kitchen. Imagine my great surprise when as I stepped through the kitchen doorway the entire sheet of glass exploded (yes, really) into

"small fragments" (see above)!!!

I hadn't hit it, bumped it, jostled it, bonked it, jerked it, waved it, OR ANYTHING!! It just shattered into a billion pieces!! And then...as I stood there in shock, with my fingers tingling (literally), it continued to pop, and crackle and snap, almost like a very large bowl of Rice Krispies!! Actually, that's not true, the pieces of glass were not just making a popping sound, but they were also popping up like popcorn, or mexican jumping beans, or something else that pops up. It was weeeeeeeeird. The glass continued making popping sounds and such for the next 30 minutes or so. Even after we had it cleaned, swept, and vacuumed up it continued to "POP!" in the garbage can! Crazy stuff. And they say that they make bullet proof glass with this stuff?! I'm not sure I'd be a trustin' in that stuff anymore! How can someone be safe behind bulletproof glass if I can't even carry a piece of tempered glass from the living room into the kitchen?! I ask you, how?

Of course, there is also the "Karilee Phenomenon" that may have stricken this situation. If you're not familiar with that Phenomenon then you probably haven't known me very long OR you've known me too long and would rather not remember this part about me. The fact of the matter is that things very rarely happen to me that happen to other (so-called) normal people. Take the fact from the past that I broke my foot when I was 14 years old while walking in our garage. Yes, I promise that's all I was doing. Our family was in the garage cleaning it out and my Dad actually heard the Popping sound of my bone breaking. In fact, I still have part of that bone that sticks out from the rest of the side of my foot!! See? All I did was walk. So, it is really that suprising that this whole tempered glass shattering thing has really happened to me? No, not really. All I can do is take this knowledge and be prepared for the next time an unpredictable weird thing happens to me.

Hey, maybe this is a sign that I should stay away from glass as a whole... wouldn't it be safer for my family and my home if I don't do windows? Just sayin'.

Weird Unsocialized Homeschoolers

2010-10-24T20:05:00.000-04:00

I just happened upon finding this blog through a friend and thought some of you might enjoy checking it out.

Its so funny how many common misconceptions there are about home schooling and this specific post addresses many of them.

http://www.weirdunsocializedhomeschoolers.com/2010/04/public-school-parents-guide-to.html?spref=fb

From me to you...Enjoy!!

The Old Black Chairs Ain't What They Used to Be!!

2010-10-19T18:52:00.002-04:00


Not the slashed chair, sorry

Years ago, I was given a set of 4 of these chairs. They're pretty nifty because they fold up and are a bit nicer than metal folding chairs. We've gotten a lot of use out of them and I'm so glad to have them. I've been using one upstairs in my sewing/craft/scrapbooking/guest room at my work table. However, a few years ago a sweet little 2 year old snuck in the room while I was in the bathroom, he then picked up my rotary cutter and set himself to slicing the chair pad a couple of times. When I returned, I found the dirty deed, and thankfully he realized he was going to be in big trouble and put the cutter back before he cut himself! Those things are sharp!!

Any who...fast forward to now and I just realized that I'm getting tired of looking at those slash marks on my chair! After getting inspired by a few DYI blogs, I grabbed my coupons and headed to Jo-Ann's to scope out some upholstery fabric. Rather than choosing just one fabric for all the chairs, I chose 2 coordinating fabrics and did 2 chairs in each fabric. If I just confused you, sorry. I'll show you at the end, don't worry.

It was a pretty simple process to get the job done. Just 5 screws to un-do and the seat just plopped right off! Then I just guess-timated the new size by laying down the seat on the new fabric and cutting about 2 inches extra on each side.

Then, me and my faithful staple gun set to work! I didn't remove the original black vinyl, I just left it there. I figure that the likely hood of a spill that would get the foam padding wet was pretty high, so the vinyl will definitely come in handy!

I'm pretty happy with how they came out! It was very inexpensive, especially since I was able to use a 40% off coupon for each cut of fabric at the store.

Silly Squared

2010-10-18T19:49:00.002-04:00

Silly is as silly does.

With only a year and eleven months between these two,

they make quite the pair!

What a blessing to watch these two grow up together and be friends. I'm so glad that the Lord has shown us how to honor him with our family and that we can already see the benefits of following His ways in the lives of our children. What a blessing to be a parent. Truly, I do believe, Psalm 127:3 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."

The Zip Line Adventure

2010-10-09T14:04:00.012-04:00

One of the days that we were there, Brian took Caleb to a Canopy Tour for an early birthday present. They went through the tree canopy on 10 zip lines, 5 adventure sky bridges and rappelled back to ground level at the finish line. They also got to do the "Super Zip". To reach the Super Zip “launch pad” they traversed a series of three elevated walkways and two scenic tree platforms, all leading to a 85 foot tower. They Launched two at a time from the tower, Caleb first, and then Brian. The zip line plunged into the forest, flew through the tree canopy — until the bottom drops out at the edge of a rock cliff — then swooped down over the middle of the Hocking River... They did all this while in a “super hero” flying position! The whole ride was over a quarter mile long, and they traveled as fast as 50 mph!!

Caleb's exact remarks were, "It was TOTALLY awesome!!, the coolest thing I've ever done in my life!!"

Back from Vacation Post #2

2010-10-07T19:18:00.000-04:00

I realize that we've been back from vacation for over a month, but the way life zooms by these days, its seems like just last week! Like I said in the previous post, we went back to the same place that we vacationed at last year. We stayed in a "Majestic Cabin", it was majestic, well, not really "majestic" as the true meaning of the word, but it was very wonderful. Full of wonder, full of our family of seven, full of yummy food, full of fun memories, and full of beauty all around. Its not an easy challenge to find a cabin to fit our size family. Most of the cabins (literally 100's) are rated for 2-4 adults, occasionally 6 , advertising their rate ($150-225) for double occupancy, which is only two people! Then they charge an additional $15-20 per night, per person!!! That, my friends is a LOT of money!! (Can you say rip off!!) Can you imagine? We would have to pay an additional $20 per night, per child!! Whoa! There's no way!! However, last year, we were so pleased to find this cabin, which would accommodate all of the children with a bed of their own, minus the littlest. The kind owners agreed to only charge us for ONE extra child, rather than all five of the kids! Thank you Lord!

It is a 2 bedroom, 2 bath cabin, with a fold out queen size futon, Hot tub, satellite television, DVD player, microwave, dishwasher, and LAUNDRY FACILITIES!! Woo hoo!! I know, I know, no one likes to do laundry on vacation, but with our family...ya, right! I will not let my kids tromp around in dirty clothes from days ago, I am not that Mom. Sorry. Outside in the yard, is a nice fire pit. A month or two before vacation I happened upon these GIGANTIC marshmallows in the grocery store. They were totally awesome!! It was like having 2 marshmallows in 1!

S'mores area necessary part of every outdoor centered vacation, at least for us!

The kids and Brian enjoyed the Hot tub, but I forgot my swimming suit. That was just fine for me, I just pulled up a comfy rocking chair and watched them splash and play. One afternoon, while Brian and Caleb were on their canopy tour (see next post), I sat while the younger kids played in the water and actually read a book!! It was amazing!! I read an entire book! It was not a study or anything to do with homeschooling, it was just the story of a good family that I'd been wanting to read. Also, I sat and played with the "extra" settings on my camera, the froo, froo ones that I never use. Ended up taking this silly picture of myself. Proof that I really was on vacation. Of course, you might say "hey, that picture could've been taken anywhere!" Sorry, but...wrong!! ONLY on vacation did I have time to sit and play with my camera and take my own picture!! That never happens at home!! If you look real close, you can see my reflection in my eyes! ha, ha!!
So now you know what my messed up bangs, no make up look is all about. Just love that bright light cast against my nose! Talk about making things look bigger!! yikes!!

I've got a video of Caleb on the Super Zip, but its taking me a bit of labor to get it ready to post here. Maybe in a day or two.

The Ultimate Fungi Post

2010-10-06T14:59:00.001-04:00

How many things do I really have to say about all of this fungus?? Not much, really. BUT, I did do some research and find out what some of these Fungi are called. Well, let's just say that "I think" these are a few different species, but I'm no expert, so don't take this as any sort of knowledge base. As a relevant disclaimer, I'd like to throw out the same information that I shared with my lovely children. No matter how nice any of these little mushrooms look, let's just assume that they could all kill you if you touch them or eat them. Sometimes its best to draw drastic lines... ie: mushroom vs. poison mushroom and this seems like a time for such a cause. So, if you're on a trek with your people and you see a mushroom that you recognize from my photos, just keep on walkin', don't touch it, don't eat it, don't even smell it. Remember, assume its going to kill you and you'll be safe. Thanks for bearing with my obsession of these fungus friends of mine.

Ramariopsis laeticolor (From a distance it looked like tiny flames coming out of the ground)

Coral Mushroom (about 1 1/2 inches tall)

The BIG Kahuna - It was literally 12 inches tall!!

Dasyscyphus virgineus

Russula compacta

Russula emetica

False Chanterelle

Pluteus pellitus


Many zoned Polypore

Ascomycetes


‘Root Fomes’ Now you've probably seen more pictures of Fungus than you ever thought you wanted to. Maybe you still wish you never even bothered to read this. Too late now!! ha! ha! Next time, I promise, no fungus.